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		<title>Pelosi: Health Care Debate Has Created 4 Million New Jobs, In Marketing</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:54:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kip Hooker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Washington- Partial Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has announced that the health care debate has been an unparalleled boon to the economy and, as of this date, created over four million jobs for out of work Americans.  Critics of the Speaker, and her most recent claims, have pointed out that each of these [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On 300 Spartans, 40 Republicans and Why Harry Reid Might Triumph Where Xerxes Failed</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kip Hooker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If the ancients and their accounts are to be  believed then sometime some centuries ago 300 warriors of Sparta met and  survived -for a time- against a force of one million soldiers pledged  and obliged to the service of tyranny, conquest and despotism.  As could  have been well predicted by the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rather Racist</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:33:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kip Hooker</dc:creator>
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 Once upon a time Dan Rather suggested that a person could constantly lie and still be considered  honest .  Ostensibly this was a defense of former President Bill Jeff Clinton and his propensity towards mendacity but -let&#8217;s face it- we all knew that he was really serving as chief apologist for his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Problems Plague Shazam App</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 17:16:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kip Hooker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Silicone Valley- Devoted  iPhone/Android fans -who have been using a very useful third party  application known as Shazam to identify songs unknown to them by holding  their devices near to the source and collecting a few moments sample-  were deeply disappointed today when it became widely known that for the  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Experts Warn: JPK III May Not Be Worthy of Kennedy Legacy</title>
		<link>http://thevitaminpress.com/2010/02/28/experts-warn-jpk-iii-may-not-be-worthy-of-kennedy-legacy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 02:50:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kip Hooker</dc:creator>
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Massachusetts-  For the last twenty four hours rumors have been pervading the internet  that Joseph P. Kennedy III, Grandson of RFK and  namesake of the Kennedy scion, is seriously considering a run for  congress.  The response to this possibility has been largely positive  but there are those out there who are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Carly Simon Reveals Inspiration Behind Famous Song</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 23:50:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kip Hooker</dc:creator>
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After decades  of speculation  partially famous  folk-pop diva Carly Simon has finally revealed the, until now, secret identity of the man that served as the inspiration for her 1972 hit song You&#8217;re So Vain. As it turns out the subject of her ire and (pop music&#8217;s longest held collective breath) is a little known [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scientists Discover Secret to Aging</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 18:57:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kip Hooker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cambridge, MA- Scientists at MIT&#8217;s prestigious Center for the Painfully Obvious  and Institute of the Absurdly Obtuse have announced that they&#8217;ve discovered the secret to aging and are poised to reveal that breakthrough with the scientific community -as well as the larger world at large- this weekend at a conference to be held in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Peter Orszag: Sometimes when you cast the 12 sided di you&#8217;re bound to end up a loser.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 15:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kip Hooker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Washington- After an unexpected drop in unemployment -from 10  percent to 9.7- during the month of January administration officials  appeared eager today to get ahead of this trend and augment its  momentum.  Making this momentous task even more arduous than it first  appears is the fact that this decline in unemployment [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fear the Boom and the Bust ( www.econstories.tv )</title>
		<link>http://thevitaminpress.com/2010/02/14/fear-the-boom-and-the-bust/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 15:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kip Hooker</dc:creator>
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		<title>Michael Moore to Portray Meghan McCain in Upcoming Biopic</title>
		<link>http://thevitaminpress.com/2010/02/12/michael-moore-to-portray-meghan-mccain-in-upcoming-biopic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 15:06:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kip Hooker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hollywood- After languishing away for years in development purgatory it appears that Hollywood might finally be moving forward with its long awaited biopic of celebrated politico &#8220;it girl&#8221; Meghan McCain.  Announcements were made today that a new director has been added to the project.  In addition producers have confirmed that famed documentary film maker, and [...]]]></description>
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