Posts In Category Not Really the News
John Stewart Assasinates Salmon Rushdie as a Favor to Cat Stevens
November 6, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (2)
New York- A triumphant John Stewart returned to the United States today after a whirlwind tour of London England where he visited Buckingham Palace, boated on the Thames had a […]
Government Warns: Be on look-out for rogue printer toner
November 4, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (2)
Washington- Czarina of Public Safety Janet Napolitano has issued a stark warning and a heartfelt plea to the American people. Be on the lookout for rogue toner cartridges. According […]
Sarah Palin – Calling All Moose for Dancing Daughter…
November 3, 2010 by Lady TaTa, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (2)
Hello all my little fluffy bunnies out there, sorry Lady Tata had a little lift to the Ta recently and well… things are good! While I was out and about […]
John Stewart Defends the Lack of Diversity at His “Rally to Restore Sanitation”
by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (2)
New York- After several days of criticism over The Rally to Restore Sanitation’s lack of diversity co-host and sponsor John Stewart has come out in defense of the event and […]
Obama becomes First Black President to Lose Congress!
November 2, 2010 by Walt Jameson, Section: Not Really the News, Political Commentary, Comments (6)
Another first from a man of historical significance: United States President, Barack Obama, has become the first black president to lose congress. Democrats around the country are dismayed as their […]
John Stewart Announces the formation of “Friends Against Speech Crime In Society Today”
by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (8)
Washington- Capitalizing on the quasi-success of his recent Restoring Sanitation rally in the capital city part-time funny man (and partial human being) John Stewart has expressed interest in creating a […]
Lindsay… Say it isn’t so!
September 18, 2010 by Lady TaTa, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (4)
Electronically Age-Enhanced Photo of Lindsay Lohan to Age 30 Lindsay Lohan is at is once again. Lady TaTa here. I was on the scene when the news broke about my bestie […]
Government Balances Needs of Economy Against Realities of Global Warming
September 14, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)
Washington- With news that the state of the economy is far more dire than the administration could have known, President Obama is urging congress to consider a second recovery plan […]
Britney Spears Former Guard Files Law Suit on Star…
September 11, 2010 by Lady TaTa, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (11)
"Singer" Britney Spears The Vitamin Press has learned that a former bodyguard of Britney Spears has filed a lawsuit against her over her humiliating and dangerous shenanigans. Former guard, Juan […]
Exclusive interview with one of those mysterious alien creatures from Avatar
August 23, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)
After a year that must be counted up there with the best that James Cameron has ever had the world famous director of the fifteen-billion-dollar-grossing twelve-time-academy-award-winning sprawling space odyssey sci-fi […]