Posts In Category Not Really the News

Black Eyed Peas Make History doing Karaoke for Superbowl XLV Halftime Show!

February 6, 2011 by Walt Jameson, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (5)

Dallas, TX – The Black Eyed Peas have done it again! During the Superbowl XLV Halftime Show, the Black Eyed Peas sang karaoke while hundreds of costumed dancers stole the […]

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In Light of Arizona Tragedy Lawmakers Seek to Ban Sarah Palin

January 15, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (6)

Washington- The tragedy in Tuscon, late last week, has been the cause of some in Washington to rise take and take note; coming together these brave men and women questioning […]

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Achy Breaky 6-Year Old

December 30, 2010 by Lady TaTa, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (7)

This Christmas 6 year old Lillian Jabowsky of Middletown, NJ asked Santa for her most favorite pop icon’s perfume set with matching lotion. Christmas morning came, and when little Lillian […]

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Children of the African Continent to Santa Claus: “All we want for Christmas is some DDT”

December 17, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (18)

Africa- All across the mother continent this month there has been a hush. A deep reverence. And finally a heartfelt, but quite plea.  From the mouths of babes and […]

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Administration Confirms, Middle Class Will be Expected to Pay for Tax Hikes on the Rich

December 6, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (5)

Washington- “This is a time for hard choices.  This is an age in which the tough decisions must be made.”  With those words White House Press Secretary opened today’s […]

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New Report Reveals: David Archeleda Has the Worst Fans

by Kip Hooker, Section: Made Up Celebrity Gossip, Not Really the News, Comments (12)

Chester, Va- After years of speculation the matter has been settled.  David Archeleda has the world’s worst fans.  At least that is the contention of the December issue of […]

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Oxi-clean Sought for Questioning in Death of Billy Mays

December 5, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (8)

After nearly a year of controversy -and three separate autopsies- the family of legendary pitchman/infomercial king Billy Mays may have finally gotten the answers, as well as the closure, […]

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TSA Patdown of Barney Frank Revealed “nothing significant”

December 3, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (4)

Thanks to Clay Moore for the pic. Washington- Looking to ease some concerns over the TSA’s new interrogation methods Congressman Barney Frank has offered up his talents in sorting things […]

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Man Acquires STD During TSA “Advanced” Pat-down

November 25, 2010 by Walt Jameson, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (7)

While travelling home to visit with family, a Portland man acquired STD (Suspected Terrorist Disease) during a TSA “Advanced” Pat-down. The man, who wishes to remain anonymous, first noticed the […]

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Man Buys New Computer

November 8, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (1)

Someplace- The Vitamin Press has just learned that a local man has bought a new computer.  This computer was bought at Wal-Mart around four in the afternoon of  Tuesday, November […]

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