Posts In Category Not Really the News
Children of the African Continent to Santa Claus: “All we want for Christmas is some DDT”
December 17, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (18)
Africa- All across the mother continent this month there has been a hush. A deep reverence. And finally a heartfelt, but quite plea. From the mouths of babes and […]
Administration Confirms, Middle Class Will be Expected to Pay for Tax Hikes on the Rich
December 6, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (5)
Washington- “This is a time for hard choices. This is an age in which the tough decisions must be made.” With those words White House Press Secretary opened today’s […]
New Report Reveals: David Archeleda Has the Worst Fans
by Kip Hooker, Section: Made Up Celebrity Gossip, Not Really the News, Comments (12)
Chester, Va- After years of speculation the matter has been settled. David Archeleda has the world’s worst fans. At least that is the contention of the December issue of […]
Oxi-clean Sought for Questioning in Death of Billy Mays
December 5, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (8)
After nearly a year of controversy -and three separate autopsies- the family of legendary pitchman/infomercial king Billy Mays may have finally gotten the answers, as well as the closure, […]
TSA Patdown of Barney Frank Revealed “nothing significant”
December 3, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (4)
Thanks to Clay Moore for the pic. Washington- Looking to ease some concerns over the TSA’s new interrogation methods Congressman Barney Frank has offered up his talents in sorting things […]
Man Acquires STD During TSA “Advanced” Pat-down
November 25, 2010 by Walt Jameson, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (7)
While travelling home to visit with family, a Portland man acquired STD (Suspected Terrorist Disease) during a TSA “Advanced” Pat-down. The man, who wishes to remain anonymous, first noticed the […]
Man Buys New Computer
November 8, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (1)
Someplace- The Vitamin Press has just learned that a local man has bought a new computer. This computer was bought at Wal-Mart around four in the afternoon of Tuesday, November […]
John Stewart Assasinates Salmon Rushdie as a Favor to Cat Stevens
November 6, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (2)
New York- A triumphant John Stewart returned to the United States today after a whirlwind tour of London England where he visited Buckingham Palace, boated on the Thames had a […]
Government Warns: Be on look-out for rogue printer toner
November 4, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (2)
Washington- Czarina of Public Safety Janet Napolitano has issued a stark warning and a heartfelt plea to the American people. Be on the lookout for rogue toner cartridges. According […]
Sarah Palin – Calling All Moose for Dancing Daughter…
November 3, 2010 by Lady TaTa, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (2)
Hello all my little fluffy bunnies out there, sorry Lady Tata had a little lift to the Ta recently and well… things are good! While I was out and about […]