Posts In Category Not Really the News

Oxi-clean Sought for Questioning in Death of Billy Mays

May 8, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (6)

After nearly a year of controversy -and three separate autopsies- the family of legendary pitchman/infomercial king Billy Mays may have finally gotten the answers, as well as the closure, […]

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Rep. Gene Taylor (MS) Exposes Insidious Plot by Mayor Ray Nagin (New Orleans, LA)

May 1, 2010 by Walt Jameson, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (7)

U.S. Representative Gene Taylor, Mississippi (4th Dist.) U.S. Representative Gene Taylor (D-MS) flew over the Gulf of Mexico to witness, first-hand, the oil spill from BP’s failed oil rig. Upon […]

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Prominent Environmentalist Calls the Prius “A racist hate machine of imperialist oppression”

April 9, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (10)

Berkeley, CA- In an unexpected change of position today Sage Pinebrush, charter member and chief spokesperson for the environmental action group People Establishing Nature In Society, has gone from […]

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Sandra Bullock Takes Comfort in Arms of Much Younger Man

April 6, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (2)

Merely a day after after filing for divorce from Hollywood bad-boy, and custom chopper impresario, Michael Joseph “Mikey” Teutul America’s sweetheart Sandra Bullock was seen in the company of […]

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Mitt Romney in Serious Condition After Tragic Tanning Pill Overdose

April 2, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (5)

A worried nation can breathe a collective sigh of relief this morning as doctors for former Minnesota governor, and once and future presidential candidate, Mitt Romney have downgraded the […]

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Pelosi: Congress Could Pass Health Care Reform with an “Assumed” Vote

March 19, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (1)

Washington- Touting a “compromise for the ages”  an act of “bravery and genius sure to establish this congress as histories most admired and revered”  Speaker of the House Nasty Pelosi […]

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Kucinich to White House: You’re Always After Me Lucky Charms!

March 17, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (3)

Washington-  In a stunning reversal of position Congressman Dennis Kucinich has changed his stance on the so-called health care reform bill and  pledged his support for the measure if […]

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Greece to Sell Parthenon

March 16, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (4)

Athens- Officials of the cash strapped government of Greece made an announcement today that in these times of paramount disadvantage and unprecedented tribulations the debt ridden nation has made […]

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Despite All the Warnings She Took the Brown Acid

March 14, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (6)

Berkely- Local UCB sophomore Mary P. Rankster used the occasion of a protest -lamenting the cutting of federal school funding- to use the skills she has amassed over the […]

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Pelosi: Health Care Debate Has Created 4 Million New Jobs, In Marketing

March 10, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (6)

Washington- Partial Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has announced that the health care debate has been an unparalleled boon to the economy and, as of this date, created over […]

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