Posts In Category Not Really the News
Prominent Environmentalist Calls the Prius “A racist hate machine of imperialist oppression”
April 23, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)
Berkeley, CA- In an unexpected change of position today Sage Pinebrush, charter member and chief spokesperson for the environmental action group People Establishing Nature In Society, has gone from […]
President Fears Chinese Might Beat America to the Sun
April 22, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (2)
Washington- With a dire prediction for the future of American business and industry the President warned that we had better act now or risk losing the sun to the Chinese. […]
Micky Mouse Convicted of Running Illicit Counterfeitting Operation
April 8, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (5)
Orlando Calrisian, Fla- Federal prosecutors on Friday took control of 17 pallets of “Disney Dollars” worth an estimated $7,000,000,000.42 in theme park merchandise, hotel rooms and soft pretzels. Authorities […]
Buraq and OBL Meet in Yalta to Discuss Libya’s Future
March 31, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (5)
Yalta- President Buraq Obama landed in Yalta today in preparation for an historic meeting between himself and -soon to be- premier Libyan statesman Osama bin Ladin. The White House is […]
Bush Congratulates Obama for Finally Getting a War of His Own
March 25, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (9)
Washington, DC- It’s official. White House Jr. Press Secretary Art Carney has revealed that the rumors are true. Yesterday, at around five in the evening, former President George W. Bush […]
Rabid Fans Implicated in Bizarre Attempt to Castrate Justin Beeber
February 19, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)
Alberta- Police reports made public by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police have indicated that four girls recently kidnapped teen singing sensation Justin Beeber. Beeber -who first became popular for […]
Missing Oil Plume Finally Found!
February 17, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (5)
Somewhere in the Midwest- After months of curiosity and ill informed speculation the long missing oil plume, from the disastrous BP oil spill of last spring, has finally been located. […]
Black Eyed Peas Make History doing Karaoke for Superbowl XLV Halftime Show!
February 6, 2011 by Walt Jameson, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (5)
Dallas, TX – The Black Eyed Peas have done it again! During the Superbowl XLV Halftime Show, the Black Eyed Peas sang karaoke while hundreds of costumed dancers stole the […]
In Light of Arizona Tragedy Lawmakers Seek to Ban Sarah Palin
January 15, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (6)
Washington- The tragedy in Tuscon, late last week, has been the cause of some in Washington to rise take and take note; coming together these brave men and women questioning […]
Achy Breaky 6-Year Old
December 30, 2010 by Lady TaTa, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (7)
This Christmas 6 year old Lillian Jabowsky of Middletown, NJ asked Santa for her most favorite pop icon’s perfume set with matching lotion. Christmas morning came, and when little Lillian […]