Posts In Category Not Really the News

Prominent Environmentalist Calls the Prius “A racist hate machine of imperialist oppression”

April 23, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)

Berkeley, CA- In an unexpected change of position today Sage Pinebrush, charter member and chief spokesperson for the environmental action group People Establishing Nature In Society, has gone from […]

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President Fears Chinese Might Beat America to the Sun

April 22, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (2)

Washington- With a dire prediction for the future of American business and industry the President warned that we had better act now or risk losing the sun to the Chinese. […]

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Micky Mouse Convicted of Running Illicit Counterfeitting Operation

April 8, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (5)

Orlando Calrisian, Fla- Federal prosecutors on Friday took control of 17 pallets of “Disney Dollars” worth an estimated $7,000,000,000.42 in theme park merchandise, hotel rooms and soft pretzels.  Authorities […]

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Buraq and OBL Meet in Yalta to Discuss Libya’s Future

March 31, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (5)

Yalta- President Buraq Obama landed in Yalta today in preparation for an historic meeting between himself and -soon to be- premier Libyan statesman Osama bin Ladin. The White House is […]

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Bush Congratulates Obama for Finally Getting a War of His Own

March 25, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (9)

Washington, DC-  It’s official.  White House Jr. Press Secretary Art Carney has revealed that the rumors are true.  Yesterday, at around five in the evening,  former President George W. Bush […]

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Rabid Fans Implicated in Bizarre Attempt to Castrate Justin Beeber

February 19, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)

Alberta- Police reports made public by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police have indicated that four girls recently kidnapped teen singing sensation Justin Beeber.  Beeber -who first became popular for […]

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Missing Oil Plume Finally Found!

February 17, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (5)

Somewhere in the Midwest- After months of curiosity and ill informed speculation the long missing oil plume, from the disastrous BP oil spill of last spring, has finally been located. […]

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Black Eyed Peas Make History doing Karaoke for Superbowl XLV Halftime Show!

February 6, 2011 by Walt Jameson, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (5)

Dallas, TX – The Black Eyed Peas have done it again! During the Superbowl XLV Halftime Show, the Black Eyed Peas sang karaoke while hundreds of costumed dancers stole the […]

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In Light of Arizona Tragedy Lawmakers Seek to Ban Sarah Palin

January 15, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (6)

Washington- The tragedy in Tuscon, late last week, has been the cause of some in Washington to rise take and take note; coming together these brave men and women questioning […]

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Achy Breaky 6-Year Old

December 30, 2010 by Lady TaTa, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (7)

This Christmas 6 year old Lillian Jabowsky of Middletown, NJ asked Santa for her most favorite pop icon’s perfume set with matching lotion. Christmas morning came, and when little Lillian […]

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