Posts In Category Not Really the News

James Carville Upset Over “Illegal Alien” Costume

October 29, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)

James Carville is leading a charge for retail locations in the United States to ban a controversial Halloween costume.  The costume depicts an “illegal alien” carrying a super-sized  green […]

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Apple to Sue Star Trek for “Copyright Infringement”

August 26, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (1)

Silicone Peaks, Ca- With the announcement of Steve Jobs imminent departure as Apple’s Chief Operating Officer another announcement from the computer giant has largely gone unnoticed.  This announcement, that Apple […]

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Obama Hopes Weiner Will Bounce Back

June 22, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (4)

Hollywood- Taking a break from his usual hectic schedule of golfing, partying, going to concerts and taking vacations the President stopped off in Hollywood on Tuesday night long enough […]

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Local Boy Eats Forty Dollar White Roll . . . And Lives!

June 20, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (1)

Uvula, La- A local boy has become the first person ever to eat the forty dollar white roll and live for more than seventy-two hours.  The forty dollar white […]

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Weiner to Stick it Out

June 16, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (6)

Washington- Despite all the news to the contrary The Vitamin Press can now report that rumors of Anthony Weiner’s impending departure are greatly exaggerated.  The feisty politician has no plans […]

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Pelosi Wants Weiner Probe

June 9, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (7)

Washington- In a week that could hardly have used anymore bad news for New York Representative Anthony Weiner it would appear that such bad news has come.  Today in […]

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Winning with Weiner

June 8, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (1)

Washington DC- With the sort of week that the congressional representative from New York has had many in DC, and across the nation, have been quick to wash their […]

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Romney on Weiner’s Weiner: It’s Mine

June 6, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (3)

SLC, Utah- A grim faced Mitt Romney addressed local and national news cameras this morning at a press conference hastily staged at Rowdy Rino Romney’s Rockin’ Redistributed Rides, an […]

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Fish Fry Gone Awry

May 27, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (2)

Uvula, La- Authorities at the Uvula County Sheriff Office are reporting that all participants of the 89th Annual Uvula County All City Fish Fry and Super Fun Jamboree are […]

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Governor Abercrombie: I was in the womb when Obama was born

April 25, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)

Honolulu- It is ludicrous to believe President Buraq Obama was not born in Hawaii.  All experts agree.  The science is settled.  And now there is even proof.  As Hawaiian Governor […]

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