Posts In Category Not Really the News
James Carville Upset Over “Illegal Alien” Costume
October 29, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)
James Carville is leading a charge for retail locations in the United States to ban a controversial Halloween costume. The costume depicts an “illegal alien” carrying a super-sized green […]
Apple to Sue Star Trek for “Copyright Infringement”
August 26, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (1)
Silicone Peaks, Ca- With the announcement of Steve Jobs imminent departure as Apple’s Chief Operating Officer another announcement from the computer giant has largely gone unnoticed. This announcement, that Apple […]
Obama Hopes Weiner Will Bounce Back
June 22, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (4)
Hollywood- Taking a break from his usual hectic schedule of golfing, partying, going to concerts and taking vacations the President stopped off in Hollywood on Tuesday night long enough […]
Local Boy Eats Forty Dollar White Roll . . . And Lives!
June 20, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (1)
Uvula, La- A local boy has become the first person ever to eat the forty dollar white roll and live for more than seventy-two hours. The forty dollar white […]
Weiner to Stick it Out
June 16, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (6)
Washington- Despite all the news to the contrary The Vitamin Press can now report that rumors of Anthony Weiner’s impending departure are greatly exaggerated. The feisty politician has no plans […]
Pelosi Wants Weiner Probe
June 9, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (7)
Washington- In a week that could hardly have used anymore bad news for New York Representative Anthony Weiner it would appear that such bad news has come. Today in […]
Winning with Weiner
June 8, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (1)
Washington DC- With the sort of week that the congressional representative from New York has had many in DC, and across the nation, have been quick to wash their […]
Romney on Weiner’s Weiner: It’s Mine
June 6, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (3)
SLC, Utah- A grim faced Mitt Romney addressed local and national news cameras this morning at a press conference hastily staged at Rowdy Rino Romney’s Rockin’ Redistributed Rides, an […]
Fish Fry Gone Awry
May 27, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (2)
Uvula, La- Authorities at the Uvula County Sheriff Office are reporting that all participants of the 89th Annual Uvula County All City Fish Fry and Super Fun Jamboree are […]
Governor Abercrombie: I was in the womb when Obama was born
April 25, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)
Honolulu- It is ludicrous to believe President Buraq Obama was not born in Hawaii. All experts agree. The science is settled. And now there is even proof. As Hawaiian Governor […]