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	<title>The Vitamin Press &#187; Not Really the News</title>
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		<title>Under New Health Insurance Rules Blue Cross &amp; Blue Shield Forced to Change Name</title>
		<link>http://thevitaminpress.com/2010/07/22/under-new-health-insurance-rules-blue-cross-blue-shield-forced-to-change-name/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 07:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kip Hooker</dc:creator>
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The law of unintended consequences has struck again as mega health  insurance provider Blue Cross &#38; Blue Shield was informed  today by government lawyers that they will have to change the name of  their company if they wish to remain in compliance with the new health  care reform legislation.  This decision [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Shore Goes on Strike!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 04:18:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lady TaTa</dc:creator>
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This  just in &#8211; The New Jersey Shore is on strike. According to the NJS rep, the Shore seems to be sick and tired of having skanks and guidos doing “the pump” dance move on its lovely &#8220;Vegetable State&#8221; sea side.


When we asked Sloppy what she thought about the Shore being on strike, she stated [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Disney Star Hannah Montana Sues B-52’s Over Copyright Infringement</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 11:42:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kip Hooker</dc:creator>
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Disneyworld- Attorneys for famed Disney Star Milo Cyrus delivered papers to the surviving members of the B-52’s today.  This latest salvo in the ongoing spat over copyright infringement brings each of the parties one step closer to court and all involved are hopeful that this portends for a speedy resolution.  Industry insiders, however, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Orleans Saints Win Their First World Cup</title>
		<link>http://thevitaminpress.com/2010/07/11/new-orleans-saints-win-their-first-world-cup/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 15:13:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Walt Jameson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The New Orleans Saints Football team has been trying to make it to the world championship for over 50 years, but had, until this season, come up short time and time again. Earlier today, chants of  &#8221;Who Dat&#8221; drowned out the infamous buzz of vuvuzelas while the &#8220;Who Dat Nation&#8221; annexed portions of South Africa [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mississippi Ordered to Remove Barrier Islands</title>
		<link>http://thevitaminpress.com/2010/07/02/mississippi-ordered-to-remove-barrier-islands/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 23:17:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kip Hooker</dc:creator>
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Gulfport, MS- After the conclusion  of a seventy four day study on the relationship between the ecological  devastation deodorant-wearing-transvestites can cause to the natural  habitat of arctic penguins in regard to the mating habits of hairless  chupacabra&#8217;s attending university in Syracuse New York it has been  determined that states like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Coast Residents Disguise Themselves as Palestinians in Attempt to Gain White House Recognition, Assistance</title>
		<link>http://thevitaminpress.com/2010/06/29/gulf-coast-residents-disguise-themselves-as-palestinians-in-desperate-attempt-to-gain-white-house-recognition-assistance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 01:49:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kip Hooker</dc:creator>
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Orange Beach, Ala-  After seventy-some days of being ignored  by the Obama Administration several residents of the Louisiana,  Mississippi, Alabama and Florida Gulf Coast’s have taken to some very  desperate measures in an effort to bring their plight to the attention  of the White House and -hopefully- secure some much [...]]]></description>
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		<title>According to BP Execs Oil Plume is Actually the Result of Giant Mutant Octopi Mating in the Greater Baltimore Area</title>
		<link>http://thevitaminpress.com/2010/06/19/according-to-bp-execs-oil-plume-is-actually-the-result-of-giant-mutant-octopi-mating-in-the-area/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 13:33:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kip Hooker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BREAKING NEWS: According to BP Chief Operating Officer Joseph Hazelwood new evidence has come to light and puts into peril much of the assumed notion that Brittish Petrolium is responsible for the oil that has been released into the Gulf of Mexico and destroying so much of that region.  In an exclusive interview with The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>President Visits Coast after Unfortunate Mix-up between the words &#8220;Gulf&#8221; and &#8220;Golf&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://thevitaminpress.com/2010/06/13/president-visits-coast-after-unfortunate-mix-up-between-the-words-gulf-and-golf/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 13:21:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kip Hooker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Burris, La- Due to an embarrassing mix up today President of the  United States Buraq Obama was forced to spend 15 minutes viewing the  devastation that a several month old oil spill has wreaked upon the Gulf  of Mexico and the several states whose coastlines buttress with that  famed body of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shocking News: Micheal Jackson is Still Dead . . . or is He?</title>
		<link>http://thevitaminpress.com/2010/06/11/shocking-news-micheal-jackson-is-still-dead-or-is-he/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2010 22:42:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kip Hooker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Neverland Ranch- For over four decades millions across the world knew Michael Jackson as  the &#8216;King of Pop&#8217;.  A man whose velvet voice could, on the wings of doves, carry a song straight from his lips and into the quivering hearts of his adoring fans and melt them.  A man whose dance moves seemed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Famous International Genius Claims he can Plug the Oil Spill with Peeps, Magic Shell, Tazers and a Little Man in a Boat Eating a Twinkie</title>
		<link>http://thevitaminpress.com/2010/06/10/famous-international-genius-claims-he-can-plug-the-oil-spill-with-peeps-magic-shell-tazers-and-a-little-man-in-a-boat-eating-twinkies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2010 01:56:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kip Hooker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After two months of failed attempts to plug the deepwater oil leak that  is pumping billions of barrels of crude oil into the Gulf of Mexico per  day a world famous physicist has weighed in with his proposal to plug  the leak.  According to Dr. Erich Von Freemason the solution to plugging [...]]]></description>
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