Posts In Category Not Really the News
Shock: Existence of Gingrich Love Child Confirmed!
February 4, 2012 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)
SCRANTON, PENNSYLVANIA- Incessant rumors that Presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich sired a love child back in the early 1970’s have now been confirmed. The child was the product of a […]
Mitt Romney in Serious Condition After Tragic Tanning Pill Overdose
February 2, 2012 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)
A worried nation can breathe a collective sigh of relief this morning as doctors for former Minnesota governor, and once and future presidential candidate, Mitt Romney have downgraded the […]
Apple Foils Samsung Defense
January 27, 2012 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)
Silicone Peaks, CA- Attorneys for Apple confounded the courtroom today with a stunning legal maneuver that undermines Samsung’s entire defense in the ongoing battle over mobile computing devices. According to […]
Perry Drops Out, Texans Dissapointed
January 20, 2012 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)
Dallas- Residents all across the great state of Texas are loudly registering their disappointment in Governor Rick Perry’s decision to terminate his run for the Presidency. For many in […]
Panic Grips World as Gregorian Calender Set to Runout At Midnight!
December 31, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (2)
Panic gripped the world today as scientists made the shocking announcement that the calender is about to run out. According to the dire new claim an error was made in […]
New York Town to Start Charging In-mates for Jail Stays
November 25, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)
Geneva NY- Given concerns over decreased revenues flowing into municipalities many cities around the country have had to become increasingly creative in their responses to the new economic realities. Perhaps […]
Reality Takes Bite Out of Occupy Swamp Protest
November 21, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)
Okefenokee- Several members of the occupy the swamp movement have been hospitalized after an unfortunate encounter with local wildlife. The group descended upon the area last week with the intention […]
Beiber Implicated in Child Paternity Scandal
November 18, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Made Up Celebrity Gossip, Not Really the News, Comments (0)
Hollywood- Lawyers for child superstar Jason Beiber have announced that the singer -and partial human being- will submit to a DNA test to prove that he is not the father […]
Ole Miss Cans the Nutt
November 14, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (1)
Oxford, MS- Old Miss football coach Buster Nutt is out and athletic director Pat Boone will step down by December of 2012, Chancellor Davy Jones announced today. Nutt, who […]
White House to Kids: All Your Candy Belongs to Us
October 30, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (4)
Washington- Citing extreme executive privilege during a time of national economic crisis President Buraq Obama has issued a sovereign decree implementing a new federal code that will, for the […]