Posts In Category Not Really the News
Michael Moore to Portray Meghan McCain in Upcoming Biopic
February 10, 2013 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)
Hollywood- After languishing away for years in development purgatory it appears that Hollywood might finally be moving forward with its long awaited biopic of celebrated politico “it girl” Meghan McCain. […]
Children of the African Continent to Santa Claus: “All we want for Christmas is some DDT”
December 24, 2012 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)
Africa- All across the mother continent this month there has been a hush. A deep reverence. And finally a heartfelt, but quite plea. From the mouths of babes and […]
New EBT/Voter Initiative a Success
November 26, 2012 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (1)
WASHINGTON- Tuesday November 6th was not just an historic day for President Buraq Obama. It was an historic day for the way in which our elections are carried out. […]
Country Praises Obama For Saving New York From Sandy
November 1, 2012 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (3)
New York, New York- Three days after Sandy devastated New York with wind speeds almost half that of Katrina many across the country are praising the efforts of President Buraq […]
White House to Kids: All Your Candy Belongs to Us
October 31, 2012 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (7)
Washington- Citing extreme executive privilege during a time of national economic crisis President Buraq Obama has issued a sovereign decree implementing a new federal code that will, for the […]
Strange Reports of Eerie Animal Menacing Small Town in America
October 30, 2012 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (1)
Uvula, La- For six weeks now citizens of Uvula have been living in the shadow of terror and beneath the specter of fear. The usually sleepy bedroom community of 700 […]
James Carville Upset Over “Illegal Alien” Costume
October 29, 2012 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)
James Carville is leading a charge for retail locations in the United States to ban a controversial Halloween costume. The costume depicts an “illegal alien” carrying a super-sized green […]
WH to Ease Mid-East Tensions with Solidarity Book Burnings
September 20, 2012 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)
Washington- After a week of turmoil in the Middle East the President is reasserting his commitment to the process of peace, equity and justice for some of those living in […]
New Gun Law Grants Justice Department Ability to Suspend Due Process
September 12, 2012 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (1)
Washington- Owing to a recent sweeping Presidential proclamation from Buraq Obama the Justice Department will soon have the tools necessary to -without the often times bureaucratic nightmare that is […]
Mitt Romney Hospitalized After Allergic Reaction to Flavor
September 7, 2012 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)
Uvula, La- After a recent campaign event in Uvula, La Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney had an unfortunate incident at a local eatery. The former Minnesota Governor arrived at Lord […]