Posts In Category Not Really the News
Pelosi: Health Care Debate Has Created 4 Million New Jobs, In Marketing
March 10, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)
Washington- Partial Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has announced that the health care debate has been an unparalleled boon to the economy and, as of this date, created over […]
Problems Plague Shazam App
March 6, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (5)
Silicone Valley- Devoted iPhone/Android fans -who have been using a very useful third party application known as Shazam to identify songs unknown to them by holding their devices near to […]
Experts Warn: JPK III May Not Be Worthy of Kennedy Legacy
February 28, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (1)
Massachusetts- For the last twenty four hours rumors have been pervading the internet that Joseph P. Kennedy III, Grandson of RFK and namesake of the Kennedy scion, is seriously […]
Carly Simon Reveals Inspiration Behind Famous Song
February 26, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (3)
After decades of speculation partially famous folk-pop diva Carly Simon has finally revealed the, until now, secret identity of the man that served as the inspiration for her 1972 […]
Scientists Discover Secret to Aging
February 22, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (2)
Cambridge, MA- Scientists at MIT’s prestigious Center for the Painfully Obvious and Institute of the Absurdly Obtuse have announced that they’ve discovered the secret to aging and are poised to […]
Peter Orszag: Sometimes when you cast the 12 sided di you’re bound to end up a loser.
February 20, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (3)
Washington- After an unexpected drop in unemployment -from 10 percent to 9.7- during the month of January administration officials appeared eager today to get ahead of this trend and augment […]
Michael Moore to Portray Meghan McCain in Upcoming Biopic
February 12, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (3)
Hollywood- After languishing away for years in development purgatory it appears that Hollywood might finally be moving forward with its long awaited biopic of celebrated politico “it girl” Meghan McCain. […]
Teleprompter 2.0 Released, Now with Pronunciation Guide
February 10, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (3)
Washington- White House Press Secretary Barry Gibbs advised the Washington Press Corps, this morning, that the Teleprompter was recovering nicely and would be resuming its role as President of the […]
NFL Sues the Estate of King Louis XIV Over Illegal Use of Fluer-di-lis
February 5, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (3)
Versailles- Lawyers for the NFL were in France today seeking a judgment against the estate of King Louis XIV in their ongoing lawsuit concerning what they have termed “the […]
WWII Declassified Documents Reveal Truth about Pearl Harbor Attack
January 16, 2010 by Walt Jameson, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (12)
Picture of Pearl Harbor Taken by Japanese Plane Shortly before the Attack. Washington, D.C. – Recently declassified documents obtained this week by The Vitamin Press reveal the truth behind the […]