Posts In Category Not Really the News
Rocket Fuel Found in US Water Supply
March 2, 2012 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (1)
Berkely- Reaserches at Carnegie Mellon University, in Berkley California, have released the results from a new and rather disturbing study. According to their findings almost all of the United State’s […]
Kid Jailed for “Bomb Threat” in Bathroom
February 27, 2012 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (3)
Uvula, La- Local authorities have arrested a juvenile in connection to a possible bomb threat occuring late yesterday afternoon at the Greater Uvula County YWCA and Recreational Center. According to […]
Major Breakthrough in Male Birthcontrol Pill
February 17, 2012 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (1)
GENEVA, NEW YORK- Scientists at Hobo University in upstate New York are reporting a major breakthrough in the field of human contraception that is at least as important as any […]
Shock: Existence of Gingrich Love Child Confirmed!
February 4, 2012 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)
SCRANTON, PENNSYLVANIA- Incessant rumors that Presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich sired a love child back in the early 1970’s have now been confirmed. The child was the product of a […]
Mitt Romney in Serious Condition After Tragic Tanning Pill Overdose
February 2, 2012 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (1)
A worried nation can breathe a collective sigh of relief this morning as doctors for former Minnesota governor, and once and future presidential candidate, Mitt Romney have downgraded the […]
Apple Foils Samsung Defense
January 27, 2012 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)
Silicone Peaks, CA- Attorneys for Apple confounded the courtroom today with a stunning legal maneuver that undermines Samsung’s entire defense in the ongoing battle over mobile computing devices. According to […]
Perry Drops Out, Texans Dissapointed
January 20, 2012 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)
Dallas- Residents all across the great state of Texas are loudly registering their disappointment in Governor Rick Perry’s decision to terminate his run for the Presidency. For many in […]
Panic Grips World as Gregorian Calender Set to Runout At Midnight!
December 31, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (2)
Panic gripped the world today as scientists made the shocking announcement that the calender is about to run out. According to the dire new claim an error was made in […]
New York Town to Start Charging In-mates for Jail Stays
November 25, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (1)
Geneva NY- Given concerns over decreased revenues flowing into municipalities many cities around the country have had to become increasingly creative in their responses to the new economic realities. Perhaps […]
Reality Takes Bite Out of Occupy Swamp Protest
November 21, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (2)
Okefenokee- Several members of the occupy the swamp movement have been hospitalized after an unfortunate encounter with local wildlife. The group descended upon the area last week with the intention […]