Posts In Category Not Really the News
Under New Health Insurance Rules Blue Cross & Blue Shield Forced to Change Name
July 22, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (1)
The law of unintended consequences has struck again as mega health insurance provider Blue Cross & Blue Shield was informed today by government lawyers that they will have to […]
New Jersey Shore Goes on Strike!
July 18, 2010 by Lady TaTa, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (6)
The Infamous Jersey Shore This just in – The New Jersey Shore is on strike. According to the NJS rep, the Shore seems to be sick and tired of […]
Disney Star Hannah Montana Sues B-52’s Over Copyright Infringement
July 16, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Fair Use, Not Really the News, Comments (7)
Disneyworld- Attorneys for famed Disney Star Milo Cyrus delivered papers to the surviving members of the B-52’s today. This latest salvo in the ongoing spat over copyright infringement brings […]
New Orleans Saints Win Their First World Cup
July 11, 2010 by Walt Jameson, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (11)
New Orleans’ Star Player Ray NaginThe New Orleans Saints Football team has been trying to make it to the world championship for over 50 years, but had, until this season, […]
Mississippi Ordered to Remove Barrier Islands
July 2, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (16)
Gulfport, MS- After the conclusion of a seventy four day study on the relationship between the ecological devastation deodorant-wearing-transvestites can cause to the natural habitat of arctic penguins in […]
Coast Residents Disguise Themselves as Palestinians in Attempt to Gain White House Recognition, Assistance
June 29, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (8)
Orange Beach, Ala- After seventy-some days of being ignored by the Obama Administration several residents of the Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama and Florida Gulf Coast’s have taken to some very […]
According to BP Execs Oil Plume is Actually the Result of Giant Mutant Octopi Mating in the Greater Baltimore Area
June 19, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (2)
BREAKING NEWS: According to BP Chief Operating Officer Joseph Hazelwood new evidence has come to light and puts into peril much of the assumed notion that Brittish Petrolium is responsible […]
President Visits Coast after Unfortunate Mix-up between the words “Gulf” and “Golf”
June 13, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (9)
Burris, La- Due to an embarrassing mix up today President of the United States Buraq Obama was forced to spend 15 minutes viewing the devastation that a several month old […]
Shocking News: Micheal Jackson is Still Dead . . . or is He?
June 11, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (5)
Neverland Ranch- For over four decades millions across the world knew Michael Jackson as the ‘King of Pop’. A man whose velvet voice could, on the wings of doves, carry […]
Famous International Genius Claims he can Plug the Oil Spill with Peeps, Magic Shell, Tazers and a Little Man in a Boat Eating a Twinkie
June 10, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (3)
After two months of failed attempts to plug the deepwater oil leak that is pumping billions of barrels of crude oil into the Gulf of Mexico per day a world […]