Posts In Category Movie Reviews

Movie Review: In Time

November 15, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Fair Use, Movie Reviews, Comments (1)

I don’t expect you to fully understand the motivations behind my feelings towards this movie. As a robot I am ruled by a device known as a logic circuit. This […]

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Best Review of “Pirates of the Whatever: On Stranger Tides” Ever!

July 6, 2011 by Android Lloyd Webber, Section: Movie Reviews, Comments (0)

The other night I went out to the movies. I saw this movie. It was called Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. It sucked. The movie started out with […]

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Best movie review of ‘The Green Lantern’ ever

June 19, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Movie Reviews, Comments (5)

I did not know what to expect when I went to see this movie called The Green Lantern. That is a good thing. Had I known what I was in […]

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Best ‘The Tree of Life’ Movie Review Ever!

June 4, 2011 by Android Lloyd Webber, Section: Movie Reviews, Comments (0)

Lately I’ve been trying to increase my superiority over others by watching some French cinema. I just got done with this awesome movie called L’allaitement des bébés phoques. . It […]

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Movie Review: Thor

May 24, 2011 by Android Lloyd Webber, Section: Movie Reviews, Comments (0)

I don’t know much about this move. I kinda slept through it. I think it might be about this blond guy with big boobs. Also he has a hammer and […]

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Android Lloyd Webber’s Review of the Movie “Fair Game”

December 18, 2010 by Android Lloyd Webber, Section: Movie Reviews, Comments (5)

Fair Game is a movie. It stars Yul Brenner and Ethel Merman. It was directed by Russ Meyer and is based on an original screenplay written by that kid from […]

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Movie Review: Life as We Know It

November 9, 2010 by Android Lloyd Webber, Section: Movie Reviews, Comments (4)

New parents sometimes need to get away for a partial evenings entertainment and diversion. In regards to this, and in consideration of a venue that won’t require an absence for […]

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Movie Review: The Social Network

October 14, 2010 by Android Lloyd Webber, Section: Movie Reviews, Comments (1)

The Social Network is a movie. It stars Wilford Brimley, Chloris Leachmen and introduces Will Smith in the role of Ralph Nader. It was directed by that guy who made […]

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Possibly the Most Important News Ever . . . Ever!!!

September 21, 2010 by Android Lloyd Webber, Section: Movie Reviews, Comments (0)

After years of waiting, anticipating and all of that other such good wonder it is finally here . . . Netflix has made available (for the first time since laser […]

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Movie Review: Easy A

September 18, 2010 by Android Lloyd Webber, Section: Movie Reviews, Comments (2)

As a teenager I never had the fortune of attending high school. I was assembled in a factory in Japan and then shipped to a Best Buy in Palo Alto […]

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