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		<title>Spoiler Alert: Secret Plot Twist for The Avengers Revealed!</title>
		<link>http://thevitaminpress.com/2012/05/06/spoiler-alert-secret-plot-twist-for-the-avengers-revealed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2012 13:45:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Android Lloyd Webber</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Advengers is a movie. It is about John Steed and Emma Peal. Both parts are played by Adam Sandler. With varying degrees of success. In the Advengers Steed and Peal are fired from their jobs with British Intelligence. So they move to New York and start working for Don Draper. They are fish out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spoiler Alert: Secret Twist Ending for Titanic Revealed</title>
		<link>http://thevitaminpress.com/2012/04/11/spoiler-alert-secret-twist-ending-for-titanic-revealed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2012 07:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Android Lloyd Webber</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Titanic is a movie. It is a movie about this big boat disaster that occurred nearly ten years ago. Some people don&#8217;t think there really was a Titanic. They think the whole thing was filmed on a sound stage in Arizona. Richard Nixon had a speech prepared in the event that the three people that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spoiler Alert: Hunger Games Plot Twist Revealed</title>
		<link>http://thevitaminpress.com/2012/03/26/spoiler-alert-hunger-games-plot-twist-revealed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2012 20:01:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Android Lloyd Webber</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Hunger Games is a movie. It is all about how Captain Mal Reynolds tries to defeat the central system. But then they lose. And so every year they have to join the lottery and if they lose then they have to watch that old Japanese movie called Battle Royal. It is a real good [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spoiler Alert: Plot Twist for &#8220;A Thousand Words&#8221; Revealed</title>
		<link>http://thevitaminpress.com/2012/03/21/spoiler-alert-plot-twist-for-a-thousand-words-revealed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 07:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Android Lloyd Webber</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watch us sum up our feelings on &#8220;A Thousand Words&#8221; with just one . . . no.]]></description>
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		<title>Spoiler Alert: Secret Twist Ending for The Lorax Revealed</title>
		<link>http://thevitaminpress.com/2012/03/14/spoiler-alert-secret-twist-ending-for-the-lorax-revealed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2012 07:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Android Lloyd Webber</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Lorax is a movie. And no actual trees were hurt in the filming of it. Which is a good thing. Especially since so many trees were hurt in the cause of creating and propagating the source material. Which was a book about how people shouldn&#8217;t cut down trees. Unless those trees were going to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spoiler Alert: Plot Twist for The Bourne Legacy Revealed!</title>
		<link>http://thevitaminpress.com/2012/02/29/spoiler-alert-plot-twist-for-the-bourne-legacy-revealed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 07:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kip Hooker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jason Bourne is . . . Richard Chamberlain!]]></description>
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		<title>Spoiler Alert: Plot Twist for “The Descendants” Revealed!</title>
		<link>http://thevitaminpress.com/2012/01/17/spoiler-alert-plot-twist-for-%e2%80%9cthe-descendants%e2%80%9d-revealed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 01:22:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Android Lloyd Webber</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Descendants is a film. It is also a movie. It is all about this guy George Clooney. He lies for a living and then gets to be a millionaire because he is convincing when he makes people think things that are not true. Then one day he lives in a big house. And has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spoiler Alert: Plot Twist for &#8220;Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close&#8221; Revealed!</title>
		<link>http://thevitaminpress.com/2012/01/06/spoiler-alert-plot-twist-for-extremely-loud-and-incredibly-close-revealed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 07:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Android Lloyd Webber</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Extremely Loud and Incredibly close is a movie. That movie is based on a book. The book was written by an author. His name was Jonathan Safran Foer. I don’t know what it is now. The movie and the book are very much alike. Except the movie starred Tom Hanks as a precocious eight year [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Movie Review of Tweelight: Breaking Dawn</title>
		<link>http://thevitaminpress.com/2012/01/02/movie-review-of-tweelight-breaking-dawn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 07:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Android Lloyd Webber</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tweelight is a movie. It stars some people. It might also have been written by some people. After having watched this film I am not sure that it was. And even if it were it might be hard to identify them as they are likely keeping their involvement a secret and might even be part [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Movie Review: Tower Heist</title>
		<link>http://thevitaminpress.com/2011/11/22/movie-review-tower-heist/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2011 07:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Android Lloyd Webber</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The movie Tower Heist achieves something remarkable. It is a comedy/heist film that excels at the former and nearly succeeds at the latter.]]></description>
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