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		<title>Spoiler Alert: Plot Twist for “The Descendants” Revealed!</title>
		<link>http://thevitaminpress.com/2012/01/17/spoiler-alert-plot-twist-for-%e2%80%9cthe-descendants%e2%80%9d-revealed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 01:22:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Android Lloyd Webber</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Descendants is a film. It is also a movie. It is all about this guy George Clooney. He lies for a living and then gets to be a millionaire because he is convincing when he makes people think things that are not true. Then one day he lives in a big house. And has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spoiler Alert: Plot Twist for &#8220;Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close&#8221; Revealed!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 07:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Android Lloyd Webber</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Extremely Loud and Incredibly close is a movie. That movie is based on a book. The book was written by an author. His name was Jonathan Safran Foer. I don’t know what it is now. The movie and the book are very much alike. Except the movie starred Tom Hanks as a precocious eight year [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Movie Review of Tweelight: Breaking Dawn</title>
		<link>http://thevitaminpress.com/2012/01/02/movie-review-of-tweelight-breaking-dawn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 07:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Android Lloyd Webber</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tweelight is a movie. It stars some people. It might also have been written by some people. After having watched this film I am not sure that it was. And even if it were it might be hard to identify them as they are likely keeping their involvement a secret and might even be part [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Movie Review: Tower Heist</title>
		<link>http://thevitaminpress.com/2011/11/22/movie-review-tower-heist/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2011 07:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Android Lloyd Webber</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The movie Tower Heist achieves something remarkable. It is a comedy/heist film that excels at the former and nearly succeeds at the latter.]]></description>
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		<title>Movie Review: In Time</title>
		<link>http://thevitaminpress.com/2011/11/15/movie-review-in-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 07:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kip Hooker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t expect you to fully understand the motivations behind my feelings towards this movie. As a robot I am ruled by a device known as a logic circuit. This mechanism demands that I respect logic and integrate it into my activities, decisions and opinions whenever it is possible. Note that I didn&#8217;t say whenever [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best Review of &#8220;Pirates of the Whatever: On Stranger Tides&#8221; Ever!</title>
		<link>http://thevitaminpress.com/2011/07/06/best-review-of-pirates-of-the-whatever-on-stranger-tides-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2011 16:40:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Android Lloyd Webber</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The other night I went out to the movies. I saw this movie. It was called Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. It sucked. The movie started out with Johnny Depp teaching a post graduate class on archeology. Then he gets this letter about his father. So he goes out searching for the holy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best movie review of &#8216;The Green Lantern&#8217; ever</title>
		<link>http://thevitaminpress.com/2011/06/19/best-movie-review-of-the-green-lantern-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jun 2011 07:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kip Hooker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I did not know what to expect when I went to see this movie called The Green Lantern. That is a good thing. Had I known what I was in for I probably would have stayed home instead. Instead I saw this movie. It was really weird. Most of the time I did not understand [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best &#8216;The Tree of Life&#8217; Movie Review Ever!</title>
		<link>http://thevitaminpress.com/2011/06/04/best-the-tree-of-life-movie-review-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jun 2011 13:05:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Android Lloyd Webber</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lately I’ve been trying to increase my superiority over others by watching some French cinema. I just got done with this awesome movie called L&#8217;allaitement des bébés phoques. . It was all about this lowely circus performer that gets kidnapped by George W. Bush, sent to Egypt and then forced to undergo this horrendous torture [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Movie Review: Thor</title>
		<link>http://thevitaminpress.com/2011/05/24/movie-review-thor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2011 07:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Android Lloyd Webber</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know much about this move. I kinda slept through it. I think it might be about this blond guy with big boobs. Also he has a hammer and makes some pancakes for that hot chick from Star Wars. Not the one in the metal bikini but the one with the pointy nipples on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Android Lloyd Webber&#8217;s Review of the Movie &#8220;Fair Game&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://thevitaminpress.com/2010/12/18/android-lloyd-webbers-review-of-the-movie-fair-game/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Dec 2010 16:57:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Android Lloyd Webber</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fair Game is a movie. It stars Yul Brenner and Ethel Merman. It was directed by Russ Meyer and is based on an original screenplay written by that kid from the television series “Different Strokes”. Not the one that ran for governor of California and died. The other kid. The red headed one that Mr. [...]]]></description>
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