Posts In Category Movie Reviews
Spoiler Alert: Plot Twist for “The Descendants” Revealed!
January 17, 2012 by Android Lloyd Webber, Section: Movie Reviews, Comments (0)
The Descendants is a film. It is also a movie. It is all about this guy George Clooney. He lies for a living and then gets to be a millionaire […]
Spoiler Alert: Plot Twist for “Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close” Revealed!
January 6, 2012 by Android Lloyd Webber, Section: Movie Reviews, Comments (0)
Extremely Loud and Incredibly close is a movie. That movie is based on a book. The book was written by an author. His name was Jonathan Safran Foer. I don’t […]
Movie Review of Tweelight: Breaking Dawn
January 2, 2012 by Android Lloyd Webber, Section: Movie Reviews, Comments (1)
Tweelight is a movie. It stars some people. It might also have been written by some people. After having watched this film I am not sure that it was. […]
Movie Review: Tower Heist
November 22, 2011 by Android Lloyd Webber, Section: Movie Reviews, Comments (0)
The movie Tower Heist achieves something remarkable. It is a comedy/heist film that excels at the former and nearly succeeds at the latter.
Movie Review: In Time
November 15, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Fair Use, Movie Reviews, Comments (0)
I don’t expect you to fully understand the motivations behind my feelings towards this movie. As a robot I am ruled by a device known as a logic circuit. This […]
Best Review of “Pirates of the Whatever: On Stranger Tides” Ever!
July 6, 2011 by Android Lloyd Webber, Section: Movie Reviews, Comments (0)
The other night I went out to the movies. I saw this movie. It was called Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. It sucked. The movie started out with […]
Best movie review of ‘The Green Lantern’ ever
June 19, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Movie Reviews, Comments (5)
I did not know what to expect when I went to see this movie called The Green Lantern. That is a good thing. Had I known what I was in […]
Best ‘The Tree of Life’ Movie Review Ever!
June 4, 2011 by Android Lloyd Webber, Section: Movie Reviews, Comments (0)
Lately I’ve been trying to increase my superiority over others by watching some French cinema. I just got done with this awesome movie called L’allaitement des bébés phoques. . It […]
Movie Review: Thor
May 24, 2011 by Android Lloyd Webber, Section: Movie Reviews, Comments (0)
I don’t know much about this move. I kinda slept through it. I think it might be about this blond guy with big boobs. Also he has a hammer and […]
Android Lloyd Webber’s Review of the Movie “Fair Game”
December 18, 2010 by Android Lloyd Webber, Section: Movie Reviews, Comments (5)
Fair Game is a movie. It stars Yul Brenner and Ethel Merman. It was directed by Russ Meyer and is based on an original screenplay written by that kid from […]