Posts In Category Album Reviews

Album Review: Vince Mendoza/Nights on Earth

November 16, 2011 by Android Lloyd Webber, Section: Album Reviews, Comments (0)

Admit it. You’ve found yourself on the other end of a call placed on hold, stuck in an elevator for far to many floors to be anything other than savagely […]

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Album Review: Josh Groban/Whatever his record is named

June 26, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Album Reviews, Comments (3)

No one ever says they want to be a no talent hack when they grow up.

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Album Review: Justin Timberlake/Justified

June 25, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Album Reviews, Comments (2)

Justin Timberlake/Justified- On the happening of a ceremony that awarded this dreck Timberlake promptly informed the audience that he had grown up on and was a big fan of Johnny […]

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Album Review: Fang Island/Eponymous

May 22, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Album Reviews, Fair Use, Comments (0)

I couldn’t process this album without the context of an appropriately angst drenched scene from a WB television show about beyond-their-years-worldwise-teenagers. It’s not that it’s bad (in fact it is […]

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Yes Virginia, David Archuleta Sucks

December 5, 2010 by Android Lloyd Webber, Section: Album Reviews, Fair Use, Comments (43)

You know I listen to these guys that have to put their “personal flair” on a Christmas classic and it just makes me wish that -for a moment- I was […]

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Music Review: Evanesence/Fallen

September 8, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Album Reviews, Comments (0)

Great art should express suffering, not cause it. This album achieves only the latter.

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Album Review: 3 Doors Down/Away from the Sun

September 2, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Album Reviews, Comments (0)

Faceless rockers avoid the sophomore slump by releasing a second album just as awful as the first.

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Album Review: Josh Kelley/For the Ride Home

August 29, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Album Reviews, Comments (0)

No one ever says they want to be a no-talent hack when they grow up.

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Album Review: Howie Day/Stop All the World Now

August 28, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Album Reviews, Comments (0)

He’s lying to you and doesn’t even know it.

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Album Review: Justin Timberlake/Justified

August 26, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Album Reviews, Comments (0)

Justin Timberlake/Justified- On the happening of a ceremony that awarded this dreck Timberlake promptly informed the audience that he had grown up on and was a big fan of Johnny […]

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