Spoiler Alert: Secret Plot Twist for Brave Revealed!

The other day I was getting an oil change and then I decided that since I was not busy after this I would go to the movies. Once I got to the movies there were a lot of people in line. They were all there to see this movie called “Brave”. I had never heard about this movie so I asked the guy in front of me what it was about. He said he didn’t know but he thought that Will Smith was in it and it might have something to do with Buckminster Fuller or something. I was not entirely convinced that this would be the case. So I bought a ticket from the lady in the box office. She seemed real nice. But she didn’t want to sell me a ticket on account that I am a robot. She said that robot’s were not welcome at her movie theater and that I should probably leave before she called security. I did not leave. She called security.

When security arrived I could not help it. I laughed at them. They were mere puny humans and easily vanguished on account of my superior robot strength and a heat ray that I have build into one of my servos. After this incident everyone was really nice to me at the theaters. They let me watch the movie for free and even put extra butter on my popcorn.

The movie, however, was kind of boring. I really didn’t understand what was going on. First there was this guy doing something. And then there was this other guy doing something. And then there was this bear. But then it got real good. Mel Gibson returned from Rome where he had learned latin and kung fu. Then he was at the sock hop and he picked up this chick but then this guy from England stole her so Mel went all postal on everybody and then kicked a lot of ass while wearing a skirt. Awesome stuff!