Perry Drops Out, Texans Dissapointed

Dallas- Residents all across the great state of Texas are loudly registering their disappointment in Governor Rick Perry’s decision to terminate his run for the Presidency. For many in the Lone Star State it had been hoped that a successful bid would have meant finally getting rid of the guy. And the citizens could go back to the business of not having government officials sticking needles in their children’s reproductive organs or having their property and sovereignty diminished by such nefarious notions as the Trans Texas Corridor.

In response to this unfortunate turn of events a movement is quickly shaping up to keep Perry out of the state. So called Hacktivists have been attempting to remotely “update” all of his GPS systems while other members of this group have been changing all of the Interstate signs so instead of reading “Welcome to Texas” they advise “Welcome to Louisiana” or “Welcome to Arizona”.

Others are wondering if it would be an altogether better to simply secede and name the new country “We Don’t Want No Stinkin’ Nanny-Stater, Flip-Flopping, Corn-dog Molesting, Big Government, Debate Failing, Loser Statists Here”.