2012 January | The Vitamin Press

President blames woman’s husband for his unemployment

January 31, 2012 by Kip Hooker, Section: Fair Use, Political Commentary, Comments (0)

In this revealing clip from Buraq’s recent Google Plus sit down the President can be seen in his full disconcerned, apathetic, elitist and aloof form. The woman questions Obama about […]

Bob Woodward says sitting next to Al Gore is ‘taxing, unpleasant’

January 29, 2012 by Kip Hooker, Section: Political Commentary, Comments (0)

This is quite an old story. The original publication date on it was December 5, 2011. But it is one that still interests us and so we will be […]

Apple Foils Samsung Defense

January 27, 2012 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)

Silicone Peaks, CA- Attorneys for Apple confounded the courtroom today with a stunning legal maneuver that undermines Samsung’s entire defense in the ongoing battle over mobile computing devices. According to […]

On why Mitt Obromney is a moron with this whole tax haven business

January 26, 2012 by Kip Hooker, Section: Uncategorized, Comments (0)

Mitt Romney is an idiot. He is. There isn’t much that could be done about that. But as it turns out he is an even bigger moron than we […]

Cruel and Unusual Punishment

January 24, 2012 by Kip Hooker, Section: Fair Use, Comments (0)

Let’s hear it for the Eighth Amendment. We often take it for granted, but it is good to remember that it does not exist everywhere.

The Great Wallet of China

January 22, 2012 by Kip Hooker, Section: Political Commentary, Comments (0)

There are at least two certainties concerning addictions. One is that they can only be sustained by escalation. The other is that escalation is ultimately unsustainable. As a nation we […]

Perry Drops Out, Texans Dissapointed

January 20, 2012 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)

Dallas- Residents all across the great state of Texas are loudly registering their disappointment in Governor Rick Perry’s decision to terminate his run for the Presidency. For many in […]