August 3, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Fair Use, Comments (0)

If Tea Partiers Were Terrorists, Obama Would Pal Around With Them

We have to admit it. Sarah Palin is not our favorite politician. There just isn’t enough Barry Goldwater in her (no matter how much she might want some) for our liking. But she’s not all bad. And in a less consequential era she might even have made a decent President.

That being said we think it also more important to note that she is certainly better than his lordship Buraq Obama. She’s never demanded we “eat our peas” while using our tax funds to take 3 million dollar date-nights, she’s never raised our cost of living by ten percent in order to buy votes from the dole eaters, her education may not be Ivy League but it wasn’t paid for by shady foreign nationals and while she might not be familiar with a number of Supreme Court cases at least she knows how many states there are.

And one more thing. On occasion she can deliver a quip so devastatingly perfect that we wish that it had been thought up by us instead.

Here is one such example:

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