Pelosi Wants Weiner Probe
Washington- In a week that could hardly have used anymore bad news for New York Representative Anthony Weiner it would appear that such bad news has come. Today in Washington his, one time, greatest champion has come full semi-circle and decided to not only withdraw her support but to pursue an aggressive coarse of action in investigating what has come to be known, at least colloquially, as ‘Weinergate’.
In an exclusive interview with The Vitamin Press former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi made it very clear that she is displeased with the situation going so far as to say “I am very unsatisfied with Weiner,” and further ejaculated that “Weiner has left a bad taste in my mouth”.
When pressed as to what actions, if any, could be taken against the troubled congressman Pelosi emphatically stated, “I want a Weiner probe!”
News travels fast in Washington and mere hours after the suggestion had been made Representative Weiner’s press secretary Jon Stewart called a conference and just as emphatically stated, “Weiner probe! Weiner probe my ass! This isn’t about truth, this isn’t about justice. This is about stroking Weiner! And let me tell you . . . no one’s licked Weiner yet and Nancy Pelosi’s not about to be the first.”
More on this developing story as it unfolds.