June 9, 2011 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (8)
Pelosi Wants Weiner Probe
Washington- In a week that could hardly have used anymore bad news for New York Representative Anthony Weiner it would appear that such bad news has come. Today in Washington his, one time, greatest champion has come full semi-circle and decided to not only withdraw her support but to pursue an aggressive coarse of action in investigating what has come to be known, at least colloquially, as ‘Weinergate’.
In an exclusive interview with The Vitamin Press former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi made it very clear that she is displeased with the situation going so far as to say “I am very unsatisfied with Weiner,” and further ejaculated that “Weiner has left a bad taste in my mouth”.
When pressed as to what actions, if any, could be taken against the troubled congressman Pelosi emphatically stated, “I want a Weiner probe!”
News travels fast in Washington and mere hours after the suggestion had been made Representative Weiner’s press secretary Jon Stewart called a conference and just as emphatically stated, “Weiner probe! Weiner probe my ass! This isn’t about truth, this isn’t about justice. This is about stroking Weiner! And let me tell you . . . no one’s licked Weiner yet and Nancy Pelosi’s not about to be the first.”
More on this developing story as it unfolds.
Dash Riprock
June 9, 2011 @ 9:05 pm
Another great Vitamin Press weiner. STORY… I meant another great weiner STORY!!!!
Anthony's Weiner
June 10, 2011 @ 4:24 am
This site is defaming my character!
Sarah Lee
June 10, 2011 @ 9:10 pm
Alright you haters. I hate you! You bastards! I am so mad that you are making up lies and foul shenanighans about Weiner. None of this is true. I know all about it. I saw it on Oprah! You dumb moron bitches are telling lies. It is cause you are in the pockets of the oil companies. I am sick of you rich millionaires getting richer on the backs of the poor. I bet you killed some baby seals this weakend. I am so sick of your lies! You lied about Dave Matthews and then you lied about Judith Light! I am going to call Al Gore and get you banned from the google box for having a hate website that is violating my freedom of speech. I am calling Morey Povich to get a DNA test cause you guys are missing the truth telling gene. I am for real!
Julie Tutone
June 10, 2011 @ 10:44 pm
This has been a good week for funny. I love the funny you Vitamin Press guys!
LA Sunset
June 11, 2011 @ 2:49 am
Ugly I can handle. And being a dumb broad, I can understand.
But being an ugly dumb broad who has no clue or ethics, I cannot tolerate.
Art Gecko
June 11, 2011 @ 7:49 am
Good story! “Weiner has left a bad taste in my mouth.” Funniest line of the whole thing!!!
Dr. Charles G. Waugh
June 11, 2011 @ 8:38 pm
Never in my life did I dream I’d be reading an article by a Hooker about a Weiner. Man, it doesn’t get any better than this.
Mary Inouye
November 3, 2012 @ 12:40 pm
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