Archive For September 2010
Lindsay… Say it isn’t so!
September 18, 2010 by Lady TaTa, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (4)
Electronically Age-Enhanced Photo of Lindsay Lohan to Age 30 Lindsay Lohan is at is once again. Lady TaTa here. I was on the scene when the news broke about my bestie […]
Movie Review: Easy A
by Android Lloyd Webber, Section: Movie Reviews, Comments (2)
As a teenager I never had the fortune of attending high school. I was assembled in a factory in Japan and then shipped to a Best Buy in Palo Alto […]
Government Balances Needs of Economy Against Realities of Global Warming
September 14, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)
Washington- With news that the state of the economy is far more dire than the administration could have known, President Obama is urging congress to consider a second recovery plan […]
Hillary Prediction
September 13, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Political Commentary, Comments (2)
This is something I should have done a long time ago. This prediction I mean. I’ve held the opinion for long enough. I’ve just never gotten to commit it to […]
Britney Spears Former Guard Files Law Suit on Star…
September 11, 2010 by Lady TaTa, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (11)
"Singer" Britney Spears The Vitamin Press has learned that a former bodyguard of Britney Spears has filed a lawsuit against her over her humiliating and dangerous shenanigans. Former guard, Juan […]
On NPR, Tom Brady and What the Real Problem Is
by Kip Hooker, Section: Political Commentary, Comments (2)
Recently I happened upon the public radio broadcast of a really clever fellow who had composed a really clever poem. As I listened I could truly feel the anguish. I […]
Music Review: Evanesence/Fallen
September 8, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Album Reviews, Comments (0)
Great art should express suffering, not cause it. This album achieves only the latter.
Movie Review: The Expendables
September 7, 2010 by Android Lloyd Webber, Section: Movie Reviews, Comments (1)
The Expendables is a movie. It is the story about this guy named Johnny Rambo who cannot see his kid because he lost an arm wrestling contest to that drummer […]
Movie Review: Nanny McPhee
September 6, 2010 by Android Lloyd Webber, Section: Movie Reviews, Comments (2)
Alright. I have no intention discussing this movie. I didn’t even see it. So let’s get to the real issue that is on everybody’s mind. What the hell is […]
Album Review: 3 Doors Down/Away from the Sun
September 2, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Album Reviews, Comments (0)
Faceless rockers avoid the sophomore slump by releasing a second album just as awful as the first.