Movie Revie: Salt

Every now and again a movie comes along that changes everything. For this generation that movie is Salt. Salt is the story of three gurls from the hood. One day they go to the disco and dance around with Fran Drescher to a song called a fifth of Beethoven until the Puerto Ricans demand that they have a rumble to decide who is going to control the action outside of Mr. Hooper’s Candy Store. Then Trey gets shot down in a drive by, no one knows who the assassin is but everybody assumes that it might be the mysterious Kaiser Sosey. So they use their mad skills to bring attention to the problems in the inner city. Meanwhile Officer Krupke discovers where the rumble is going to occur. He then enlists the help of high school teacher Ralph Hinkley who understands the problems that the kids these days are facing while some rich white lady teaches some underprivileged fellow how to read.

Salt may not be the greatest movie ever made. It is among the most important however. Word!