August 4, 2010 by Lady TaTa, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (6)
Now where did I hide my 40oz?
NEWSFLASH: This just in… Lindsay Lohan aka LiLo has been released from prison in Kentucky after spending 14 long minutes behind bars. LiLo was to spend a whole 90 days in jail, but was released for good behavior after 14 minutes. It is very important to remind our children that when you are rich and famous, it is okay to break the law. Children, it is okay to do drugs, drive drunk, and drink underage, but only if you are rich and famous.
Lindsay Lohan
August 5, 2010 @ 3:20 pm
You are defaming my character!
Mortgage Bankruptcy Loan
August 6, 2010 @ 2:22 pm
You are defaming my character!
+1
Lady TaTa
August 7, 2010 @ 8:10 am
Listen Lindsay, put down the 40! And put some panties on for goodness-sake.
Wally Green
August 9, 2010 @ 9:33 am
One of the best places to get a forty ounce is at Walgreens. Walgreens . . . we aint got no douchebags here!.
Sarah Lee
August 9, 2010 @ 11:45 am
You guys got a new lady to spread your lies. You should be ashamed of yourself. Spreading lies over this hate website. I AM FOR REAL!!!
Betty Crocker-Box
August 12, 2010 @ 10:47 am
Sarah I hate your dessert’s in the handy boxes that you can get in the freezer section of every supermarket in the whole world. Bite me.
Wally Green you ARE the douche-bag! Clean up on isle 9 Mothafudger! Why am I so ANGRY!!?!?! Where is my pro-Zack? Do they sale that at WalGreens? PS CVS IS SO MUCH BETTER YOU GET EXTRA BUCKS!