Movie/Book Review:

Once upon a time, around the age of eight, I suffered from this peculiar notion that the apex of existence would be living in a land where the universes of The Lord of the Rings and The Star Wars Trilogy had somehow been integrated into a single world. After having experienced Eragon, a book and movie in which both of these franchises have been plagiarized and merged together in the most ghastly of unimaginative fashions, I can now appreciate how fantastically stupid that idea was.