July 18, 2010 by Lady TaTa, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (7)
New Jersey Shore Goes on Strike!
The Infamous Jersey Shore
This just in – The New Jersey Shore is on strike. According to the NJS rep, the Shore seems to be sick and tired of having skanks and guidos doing “the pump” dance move on its lovely “Vegetable State” sea side.
When we asked Sloppy what she thought about the Shore being on strike, she stated she didn’t eat meat and it didn’t affect her. Hi-wow agreed. She said she is just worried about the oil leaking out of the boats in the water, and wondered if we could use this oil to bake a big cake.
“Please Jersey Shore, stay on strike!” exclaimed its rival, California shore, “We are so hot here, we will melt your Popsicle.”
Sounds like fighting words to me. Watch The Vitamin Press for information regarding further developments.
Lindsing Lohang
July 18, 2010 @ 9:26 pm
I want to make out with Sloppy.
Sarah Lee
July 21, 2010 @ 4:30 am
How do you get away with making fun of hard working Americans like Sham wow and Sloppy? You must never have had a hard job in your life like going out and drinking and partying on a tv show and then tanning and selling t shirts. That is what is wrong with you!
Red Spot on Jupiter
July 21, 2010 @ 5:11 am
I used to work out with the Situatiion. But the only situation I ever noticed was that he was a weak little pansy boy who couldn’t even bench twice his own body weight. He could not hang. So I dropped him off at the kiddy pool and in the distance this helicopter exploded and I knew then what it sounded like when doves cry.
Joe
July 21, 2010 @ 11:16 am
ROFLMAO!!!
Art Gecko
July 21, 2010 @ 1:06 pm
Who is this mysterious Lady Tata? Inquiring minds want to know!
New Jersey Shore
July 21, 2010 @ 7:59 pm
You are defaming my character!
Jay Low
August 3, 2010 @ 11:58 pm
I think Lady TaTa’s has big ones. Balls. Yeah.