We Can Put a Man on the Moon, Michelle -However- is Not So Lucky

In his recent speech to the nation, regarding the devestation his inaction will soon be reeking across an entire area of the nation, partial President Buraq Obama placed yet another call for the conscription of American’s liberty and property in the pursuit of that elusive golden fleece of so-called green energies by claiming that if we can put a man on the moon then we can harvest the Quixotic delusion of windmills and solar panels as the sole mechanisms of powering out nation.

The problem is, however, that we cannot put a man on the moon. We cannot put a man on the moon because NASA has been gutted. We cannot put a man on the moon because Project Constellation has been canceled. NASA has been gutted and Constellation has been canceled because his imperial majesty Lord Buraq Obama has had them ended. He has had them ended at a time when he has expanded the welfare state (both corporate and otherwise) and so that some roads that never needed repaving in the first place could be repaved again and again and again and again ad tempus, ad astra, ad infinitum. And that is a real shame. Going to the moon and bringing back its precious Helium 3 was just about our only hope of casting aside petroleum while maintaining a power source whose energy density was great enough to allow our advancement as a people and as a civilization. But then again maybe that was never the intention. This is a man who must control everything there is to be controlled. And how better to control the people than by rationing their energy and requiring their fealty for what little remains available to them.