Movie Review: Sex and the City 2

Movie Review: Sex and the City 2

Sex and the City 2 is a movie.  It stars Wilford Brimley, Joe Namath and Mr. T as the mysterious White Ninja.  It was directed by Edward Furlong.  It may be the greatest movie that was ever made. I liked it very much.

Sex and the City 2 is a sequel.  It is the sequel to a movie called Enter the Dragon.  In the original movie this guy went to an Island and fought this other dude without a hand.  Now you may think, hey man how hard can it be to fight a dude with no hand.  That has to be kinda like fighting a guy in a wheel chair.  Well let me tell you, and from semi real life experience, fighting a guy with only one hand can be pretty tricky.  For one thing he he is always making you feel kinda bad because he only has one hand.  Like he’ll order some french fries at Carl’s Jr. or somewheres and then try and open a pack of catsup to pour on his fries, only he can’t do it because he has only got one hand.  But there are some hidden advantages to only having one hand.  Like say you’re at a Phil Collins or Celine Dion concert.  You’re there for an hour and then the show is over and Dion or Collins or whoever comes out and then everyone is clapping.  But you don’t want to clap because this was the worst thing ever and their music sucks and you just want to go home and hit yourself in the head with a ball pine hammer until you’ve totally blacked out and when you wake up will completely have forgotten the last couple of hours.  And the guy next to you is all like “Hey man why aren’t you clapping for that excellent performance.”  And you’re all like “No way man it’s cool.”  And he’s like, “Oh yeah I get it, you’re too cool for Celine.  Yeah right dudebra.  Just because you’ve got your 45′s all autographed by that guy from the Jonas Brothers you think you’re to good for Celine, well let me tell you I’m gonna bust you up.  REPRESENT!!”  But then you hold up your arm and the only thing at the end of it is a nub.  And he’s all like “Whoa man I’m sorry.”  Plus also you can attach razor claws and bottle openers to the earlier mentioned nub.  Those things can be pretty formidable in a fight.  But the sequel isn’t really about that at all.

I really thought Sexy City 2 was good.  It had a very original story and I had no idea how the movie was going to end.  Also the special effects were real cool.  Especially in this one scene where they made these three ladies in their seventies make it look like they were only in their late fifties.  It was awesome!