Archive For June 2010
Coast Residents Disguise Themselves as Palestinians in Attempt to Gain White House Recognition, Assistance
June 29, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (11)
Orange Beach, Ala- After seventy-some days of being ignored by the Obama Administration several residents of the Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama and Florida Gulf Coast’s have taken to some very […]
Fascist Kagan: You’re Mom Might Not be Able to Make You Eat Your Vegetables, but I Sure Can! Muahahaha!!!!
by Kip Hooker, Section: Fair Use, Political Commentary, Comments (5)
Oil Spills, Dollar Bills, and the Conflicts of Interest that Destroyed the Mexican Gulf
June 27, 2010 by Walt Jameson, Section: Political Commentary, Comments (6)
As investigations continue and documentation becomes publicly available, it’s seeming more and more that the current disaster in the Gulf of Mexico began when certain oil companies “cut corners”. Now, […]
Dumbass Biden Chides the Working Man for Being Smart
June 26, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Fair Use, Comments (2)
Government Brownshirt Discusses Why the Word Voluntary “is a little bit tricky” and the need for “an ultimate weapon designed to encourage people to do better”
June 25, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Fair Use, Political Commentary, Comments (2)
There was a time when couching modern events in “the vernacular Orwellian” was the zenith of hyperbole. These day it is more the essence of economy and I fear that […]
Movie Review: The Toy Story 3
June 20, 2010 by Android Lloyd Webber, Section: Movie Reviews, Comments (2)
The Toy Story Three is a movie. It is a sequel to The Toy Story Two. It is not a sequel to The Toy Story One. The Toy Story […]
According to BP Execs Oil Plume is Actually the Result of Giant Mutant Octopi Mating in the Greater Baltimore Area
June 19, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (2)
BREAKING NEWS: According to BP Chief Operating Officer Joseph Hazelwood new evidence has come to light and puts into peril much of the assumed notion that Brittish Petrolium is responsible […]
So What Are You Doing Mr. President?
by Kip Hooker, Section: Political Commentary, Comments (2)
Earlier, I asked Ray Mabus, the secretary of the Navy, who’s also a former governor of Mississippi and a son of the Gulf Coast, to develop a long-term Gulf Coast […]
We Can Put a Man on the Moon, Michelle -However- is Not So Lucky
June 17, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Political Commentary, Comments (4)
In his recent speech to the nation, regarding the devestation his inaction will soon be reeking across an entire area of the nation, partial President Buraq Obama placed yet […]
While BP was Drilling for Oil, Al Gore was Drilling Larry David’s Wife
June 15, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Fair Use, Political Commentary, Comments (5)
Surprise, Surprise, Surprise . . . whan Al Gore assured us that he’d never cheated on his wife he was lying. Of course I don’t really care. First off […]