Rep. Gene Taylor (MS) Exposes Insidious Plot by Mayor Ray Nagin (New Orleans, LA)

U.S. Representative Gene Taylor, Mississippi (4th Dist.)

U.S. Representative Gene Taylor (D-MS) flew over the Gulf of Mexico to witness, first-hand, the oil spill from BP’s failed oil rig. Upon seeing the alleged “oil slick”, Taylor reported seeing what appeared to be “chocolate milk” on the surface of the water. While the smell of a quantity of milk this large may be troublesome, his advice is to simply let “nature take its course” rather than mobilizing containment and cleanup efforts.

Since chocolate milk seldom flows from oil wells, The Vitamin Press has learned the true source of the chocolate milk slick across the water. New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin has proclaimed on many occasions that, after the devastation of Hurricane Katrina in 2005, New Orleans would become a “Chocolate City” again . According to an insider from Mayor Nagin’s office, this chocolate milk slick began as an attempt to literally make New Orleans a chocolate city only days before Nagin was to leave office during his final term as mayor. However, the untested technology used in strategically and covertly deploying so many hundreds of thousands of gallons of chocolate milk failed, leaving tremendous quantities of chocolate milk floating across the Gulf of Mexico unchecked.

President Barack Obama is expected to visit the area for photo ops Sunday amid increasing pressure for a larger government response to the disaster. In preparation for this attempt to save his political career, he spent Saturday evening telling jokes to and being entertained by some of America’s most famous celebrities and comedians at what has been widely dubbed a “high dollar shindig”. The Vitamin Press will keep you informed regarding any noteworthy “sound bytes” that emerge as a result of his visit to the Gulf Coast.