Sandra Bullock Takes Comfort in Arms of Much Younger Man

Merely a day after after filing for divorce from Hollywood bad-boy, and custom chopper impresario, Michael Joseph “Mikey” Teutul America’s sweetheart Sandra Bullock was seen in the company of a much younger man.  The pair were observed by eyewitnesses taking what has been described as a romantic stroll through a San Fransisco area Target while shopping for everyday household items such as Jones Soda, pop rocks and Depends brand undergarments.  The rather photogenic couple appeared to be giddily delighted with the company of one another.  As they walked hand in hand through the various aisles of high-quality, yet value priced, merchandise Bullock ran her other hand through her the young man’s luxurious locks of auburn hair.  On one occasion Bullock even found cause to grant her beau a quick peck on the cheek after this suave gallant grabbed a copy of Monster Garage’s first season -from one of the discount bins in electronics- and suggestively rubbed the item all over his buttocks.

Speculation on the identity of this gentleman has attained feverish levels over the last few hours.  Few, if any, sources close to Bullock have commented upon the event and most guesses as to its significance remain just that.  The Vitamin Press, however, has managed to wield its significant cache in matters such as these and through considerable investigative prowess it has been discovered that the two think of themselves as very special friends and that the male component of this triumvirate sans one is 21 year old Toad Suck, Arkansas native Lord Rederick Wiggenham III.

As it turns out Wiggenham has done some male modeling work for the Lifetime Television Network and was a dancer for Susan Boyle’s latest North American Concert Tour but beyond that has little celebrity experience except for the time that he won a Mr. Six lookalike contest and was awarded with a walk-on role on an episode of Walker Texas Ranger where he played the part of someone that got kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.

The Vitamin Press can also confirm that Bullock and Wiggenham met at a Hollywood Burger King where Wiggenham, performing in his capacity as a fry-cook for the restaurant, informed the natural beauty that she could “have it her way”.

Special thanks to Heath H. for bringing this story to our attention.