March 10, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (6)
Pelosi: Health Care Debate Has Created 4 Million New Jobs, In Marketing
Washington- Partial Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has announced that the health care debate has been an unparalleled boon to the economy and, as of this date, created over four million jobs for out of work Americans. Critics of the Speaker, and her most recent claims, have pointed out that each of these jobs were created in the marketing industry and expressly for the purpose of convincing the seventy percent of Americans who are strongly opposed to the so called health care reform, or at least in its two current incarnations, that they are stupid and so is democracy. Opponents of the honorable congresswoman’s rational have also pointed out that once the debate is settled -one way or the other- these jobs will certainly vanish faster than The President’s long form birth certificate.
Pelosi characterized such criticisms as “sophomoric” and “shortsighted” claiming that the temporary nature of these jobs is “precisely why it is so important that health care pass so we can segue these expiring marketing jobs into positions in the -soon to be created- national defense force necessary to insure that those who have the peculiar notion that they own their bodies and do not have to buy health care insurance are properly dealt with.”
Sara Lee
March 10, 2010 @ 7:15 am
Nancy is doing a great job. You fools ought to be ashamed of yourselves for being disrespectful to one of our most important rulers!
Joe,
March 10, 2010 @ 3:36 pm
Umm Sara dear, I don’t think we have rulers in this county, or at least we’re not supposed to.
Pharmacy Teckie
March 10, 2010 @ 6:42 pm
Everyday I go about my business of being the best pharmacy tech guy that I can be. Millions around the world depend on me to have the ability to give them the best pharmacy stuff for the best price. Have I saved a few lives along the way . . . sure. Have I made those lives better and helped this world to be a better one . . . guilty as charged. And I think you guys at the Vital Press do the same thing. You guys make this world a better place. And I for one salute you for it.
Art Gecko
March 10, 2010 @ 6:48 pm
Here here Joe!
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Red Spot on Jupiter
March 12, 2010 @ 1:17 am
The fresh Red Spot certainly don’t have no time for any suckers that think they can rule this! I am the only one that owns this body . . . and I also own that weak ass whacker cracker that comes he here to get pwnd by the sweet burn of my tricep kickbacks!