Archive For February 2010
Experts Warn: JPK III May Not Be Worthy of Kennedy Legacy
February 28, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (1)
Massachusetts- For the last twenty four hours rumors have been pervading the internet that Joseph P. Kennedy III, Grandson of RFK and namesake of the Kennedy scion, is seriously […]
Carly Simon Reveals Inspiration Behind Famous Song
February 26, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (3)
After decades of speculation partially famous folk-pop diva Carly Simon has finally revealed the, until now, secret identity of the man that served as the inspiration for her 1972 […]
Scientists Discover Secret to Aging
February 22, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (2)
Cambridge, MA- Scientists at MIT’s prestigious Center for the Painfully Obvious and Institute of the Absurdly Obtuse have announced that they’ve discovered the secret to aging and are poised to […]
Peter Orszag: Sometimes when you cast the 12 sided di you’re bound to end up a loser.
February 20, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (3)
Washington- After an unexpected drop in unemployment -from 10 percent to 9.7- during the month of January administration officials appeared eager today to get ahead of this trend and augment […]
Fear the Boom and the Bust ( www.econstories.tv )
February 14, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Political Commentary, Comments (5)
Michael Moore to Portray Meghan McCain in Upcoming Biopic
February 12, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (3)
Hollywood- After languishing away for years in development purgatory it appears that Hollywood might finally be moving forward with its long awaited biopic of celebrated politico “it girl” Meghan McCain. […]
Teleprompter 2.0 Released, Now with Pronunciation Guide
February 10, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (3)
Washington- White House Press Secretary Barry Gibbs advised the Washington Press Corps, this morning, that the Teleprompter was recovering nicely and would be resuming its role as President of the […]
NFL Sues the Estate of King Louis XIV Over Illegal Use of Fluer-di-lis
February 5, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (3)
Versailles- Lawyers for the NFL were in France today seeking a judgment against the estate of King Louis XIV in their ongoing lawsuit concerning what they have termed “the […]
On it Being a Free Market
February 2, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Political Commentary, Comments (0)
It is either a free market or it is a slave market. There is no third way.
On Power and Property
February 1, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Political Commentary, Comments (0)
Power is with the property. Power is with the property owners. So as long as the acquisition of wealth through the dedication of an individuals labor is not subservient to […]