Archive For January 2010
On the 2010 Grammy’s
January 30, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Political Commentary, Comments (5)
Oh the Grammy’s . . . the one night out of the year when we call all come together as equals and fellow art-lovers to creatively express our joy for […]
Vampire Weekend/Self Titled
January 24, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Album Reviews, Comments (13)
Vampire Weekend . . . what a stupid stupid name. And it’s an especially stupid name for a band whose music seems fare more reminiscent of Elvis Costello practicing the […]
WWII Declassified Documents Reveal Truth about Pearl Harbor Attack
January 16, 2010 by Walt Jameson, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (12)
Picture of Pearl Harbor Taken by Japanese Plane Shortly before the Attack. Washington, D.C. – Recently declassified documents obtained this week by The Vitamin Press reveal the truth behind the […]
Public Apology: We May Have Accidentally Killed Conan
January 14, 2010 by Walt Jameson, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (3)
Conan O'Brien Los Angeles, CA – With public outrage over the possible end of Conan O’Brien’s time hosting The Tonight Show, we felt it would be wrong for us to […]
Nelson to Resign from Senate, Pursue Career in Acting
January 6, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (5)
Nebraska- Ben Nelson returned to Nebraska earlier this week to announce his imminent resignation from the position he has held, as the states Junior Senator, since 2001. Though the […]
On Hawking on Schrodinger
January 2, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Political Commentary, Comments (2)
Stephen Hawking has been noted for occaonally, and some have even claimed wittily, commenting that everytime he hears of the very famous Schrodinger Catbox Experiment he goes to grab his […]
Napolitano on Eunich Bomber: The System Worked
by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (3)
Facing a barrage of questions on the Sunday morning talk shows this week Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano took the opportunity to head off many of her critics […]
Shock Claim: 1+10=11
January 1, 2010 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (3)
Scientists the world over today are struggling with the shocking claim, proposed shortly after midnight this morning by freelance professor of histrionics Dr. Erich von Freemason, that the result of […]