A Christmas Miracle of the Economic Sort

It was a Christmas miracle.  A Christmas miracle of the Economic sort.  When all of America sat out in front of those devices designed and deigned to distribute the news from the correct news sources.  When all of America sat down and was made aware that the day stood as a triumph amongst all days and a hallmark of hope and change beyond all that men and their imaginations could fathom.  That day was . . . that day is, today.  Today when a release of certain economic studies revealed to all that, according to metrics of the most direct benefactors own choosing, those being recognized as unemployed decreased in percentages by as much as two tenths of one.  Hooray!  Hallelujah!  Mozel tov.

But the jobs that resulted in a lowering of the supposed unemployment are even more marvelous than we have so far assumed.  Unlike the same sorts of seasonal employments that have before now so regularly accompanied the month and of December these jobs are “temp jobs”  . . . and temp jobs, as the correct news sources so regularly and thoroughly expressed during their routine dissemination of all correct thoughts and correct informations, are the true genesis . . . the real precursors . . . the holy stock from which those jobs that more correcty categorized as permanent are wrought.  Again . . . hooray, hallelujah and mozel tov.