December 2, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (2)
Cologne Makers Release Antonio Banderas’ Sixth Scent: I Smell Dead People
The eau de toillete and cosmetics uber-giants at Revlon have announced that they have again paired with Antonio Banderas to create the latest in a successful line of colognes inspired by the verve and attitude of the famous Spanish Superstar. After a stellar relationship that spawned such triumphs as Spirit, Mediterraneo, Diavolo Hypnotic, Diavolo Donna, Diavolo and Verde Flan Seduction the company is preparing to release Antonio Banderas’ sixth scent, I Smell Dead People. Expectations at the company are understandably high for the product and Revlon is staking much of their hopes for this quarters profit on its performance.
Robert the Bruce
December 2, 2009 @ 8:45 am
Antonio Banderas . . . aye he took his liberty to attack me and the Wallace while we were defending our homeland against the aggressions of King Edward the Longshanks. But aye we outmanuevered him in the middle of the night. Sent him home crying back to Isabella and Ferdinand we did . . . aye what a nancy boy!
Red Spot on Jupiter
December 9, 2009 @ 7:43 pm
I used to work out with Antonio Banderas’ musk. I got in a few good reps and was really stoked about starting a sweet burn when he pulled a hammy and couldn’t hang. So I went over and made some beef jerky in my bath robe. It was totally awesome like that time Stallone came by the crib and we like arm wrestled and ate raw eggs out of a blender and ran up and down the steps in front of the capital one building. And then in the distance this helicopter exploded, and that was what it sounds like when doves cry.