Archive For December 2009
Al Gore: Anthropogenic Global Warming is Now Increasing Temperatures on the Sun
December 16, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (6)
New York- “We all know that the planet has a fever. But now it turns out that it is far worse than we could ever have imagined. This fever is […]
Happy Birthday Bill of Rights!
December 15, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)
On the occasion of the 218th anniversary of the Bill of Rights please take this fantastic opportunity to read over them again. Its good for you! Amendment 1 – Freedom […]
Disney Star Hannah Montana Sues B-52′s Over Copyright Infringement
December 14, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (5)
Disneyworld- Attorneys for famed Disney Star Milo Cyrus delivered papers to the surviving members of the B-52′s today. This latest salvo in the ongoing spat over copyright infringement brings each […]
Bill Maher, Turd
December 12, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Political Commentary, Comments (1)
Not so very recently notoriously self precious funny man Bill Maher celebratedly observed that some Republicans love Ronald Reagan in a way that is “homosexual”. Strangely enough premium television’s most […]
On A Certain Amount of Absurdity Readily Attributable to the Eco-fascists and those of a Grossly Similar Ilk
December 11, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Political Commentary, Comments (0)
I’ve heard it suggested often enough by the eco-fascists -and those of a grossly similar ilk- that the largest among our members must be gifted with among the largest of […]
For Professional Golfer Tiger Woods, 18 Holes Just Not Enough
December 10, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (9)
Orlando Calrisian, Fla- In a heartfelt plea to the PGA’s board of directors this morning golfing superstar Tiger Woods requested that the number of holes he competed on during any […]
Taylor Swift Leaves Regis Philbin for Eric Landrum. Whole World Wonders, Who is Eric Landrum?
December 9, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (4)
Hollywood- Who is Eric Landrum? That is what the whole world would like to know. Some people believe Eric Landrum is a ninja. Some people don’t. Some people believe that […]
On the Occasion of Having Declined an Invitation to Join the Renewable Energies Club:
December 7, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)
Recently I recieved the following letter in the mail: Dear Mr. Hooker, Energy is a mystery. You flip a switch and it is there. But have you ever stopped to […]
A Christmas Miracle of the Economic Sort
December 4, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Political Commentary, Comments (0)
It was a Christmas miracle. A Christmas miracle of the Economic sort. When all of America sat out in front of those devices designed and deigned to distribute the news […]
Cologne Makers Release Antonio Banderas’ Sixth Scent: I Smell Dead People
December 2, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (2)
The eau de toillete and cosmetics uber-giants at Revlon have announced that they have again paired with Antonio Banderas to create the latest in a successful line of colognes inspired […]