Comments on: Sunset for Twilight Star

By: Bill O' is My Homeboy

Bill O' is My Homeboy — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:51:49 +0000

What the author of this article fails to mention is that Twilight is a total rip off of a impromptu one act play Bill Oreilly, whom is my homeboy, performed on street corners for tips. He netted 1.5 million dollars in quarters, nickels and pennies from its original run and parleyed those profits into his tuition for Juliard. This is, of course, before he left that prestigeous school because they completely lacked vision and failed to provide him instruction necessary to his future career as a cage fighter. Their loss.

By: Sarah Lee

Sarah Lee — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:12:06 +0000

This is nonsense. I drove by the local multiplex last night and I didn’t see any riots going on. Besides I used the google. Evan Dando is not the guy in this movie. He is a singer guy from a rock and roll band. And CBS has no plans to do a spin-off series called CSI: Boca Raton. And also Tom Sellick is to old to play a teenager. He is in his fifties. You guys are always making this stuff and expecting us to think it is real. It is not! I am getting tired of your shenanigans! I am going to report you to Al Gore!

By: Red Spot on Jupiter

Red Spot on Jupiter — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:34:10 +0000

I used to work out with twilight. But then it started hitting the juice. Before you know it he was all roided out and smashing up street signs and stop lights with little old ladies and girl scouts. It was appalling. So I got my self one of those 1989 iroc-z’s and then grew this mustache and went into the witness relocation program. Dude that was a total drag. I like lived in this town where there was no gym and nobody knew how to make any beef jerky. So I got the total work out home exercise machine and rented all of the Chuck Norris movies that they had at the Blocbuster downtown next to the stuckies out on the interstate. And then I trained real hard and drank a lot of water. Just like rocky babloa when he went to russia to fight jean claude van damn. So then I came back to town and totally punched out twiligh’s lights out and said “Yo that was totally for Apollo Creed, crime is the disease Adrian ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.” And then this helicopter exploded in the distance and I knew that is what it sounded like . . . when doves cry!