Archive For November 2009
Mary Landrieu: Dreams Really Do Come True!
November 29, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (2)
Washington, DC- Coming out of an unrelated conference committee yesterday it could not help but be noticed that Senator Mary Landrieu (D. La) had tears in her eyes. When questioned […]
Al Gore: Tipper and I were the Inspiration for “New Moon”
November 25, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (5)
Nashville, Tn- Former Vice President, and partial human being, Albert Gore Junior recently came forward with the somewhat spurious claim that the novel New Moon -and by extension the […]
Sunset for Twilight Star
November 21, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (3)
Inside sources are reporting that teen heart throb, and amateur paleontologist, Evan Dando has been fired from the Twilight series of movies in response to a number of photographs […]
As goes the 2nd Amendment, so goes the Constitution.
November 17, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Political Commentary, Comments (1)
As goes the 2nd Amendment, so goes the Constitution. PS- I originally had this kick ass picture here. Chuck Norris was standing in front of an American flag and […]
President to Japan: “We Surrender!”
November 12, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (3)
Tokyo- Sixty-three years after the dropping of atomic bombs on the Japanese cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki President Boraq Obama is in the pacific island nation’s capital today conceding to […]
Lindsey Graham: I Won’t Let the Republican Party be Hijacked by the Constitution
November 11, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (5)
Washington- With a recent reading of prepared statements before the Washington DC chapter of the Friends of Bill Owens fanclub, South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham made a few things perfectly […]
Michael Moore Mistakenly Agrees to Be on “Biggest Loser” Reality Show
November 5, 2009 by Walt Jameson, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (4)
Filmmaker and Author Michael Moore before realizing The Biggest Loser was a show about losing weight. Controversial filmmaker and author Michael Moore was recently asked to be on the […]