Comments on: Our Exclusive Interview with Chris Martin of Cold Play

By: Android Lloyd Webber

Android Lloyd Webber — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 01:47:41 +0000

I’ve never heard of these guys.

By: Red Spot on Jupiter

Red Spot on Jupiter — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 00:08:00 +0000

I used to work out with Chris Martin but then he caught me and the misses playing a bit of house. He wanted to join in and so I blew out of there and caught the late show with david letterman talking to paul schaffer about something or other about how beef jerkey was not tottally cool. So I jumped out from behind the desk and round house kicked him in the face. And now you know where he got the gap from!

By: Bill 'O is My Homeboy

Bill 'O is My Homeboy — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 03:17:02 +0000

I happen to know for a fact that Coldplay did not steal any songs for the Satch or from Cat Stevens. They, in fact, stole these songs from my homeboy Bill O’Reilly who used to perform them during the commercial breaks for the live audience at the taping of the peabody award winning television program Inside Edition. Of which your humble correspondent was the host.

By: Long John Silver

Long John Silver — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 02:28:45 +0000

Arrgh who is this scalawag that be absconding with me colloquialisms. I be the only pirate sailing these here internet machines. Aye, I would make you walk the plank you lily livered posuer. Aye I would give you a bit of the black spot on your Sunday fishwrap Mr. Robert the Bruce. Arrgh!

By: Robert the Bruce

Robert the Bruce — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 22:39:42 +0000

Aye in my day these scalawags would have been made to walk the plank. They’d never get my booty! Arrgggh!