Comments on: Somali Pirates Speak Out against “Fake Holiday”

By: Samaha Carolann

Samaha Carolann — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 04:23:42 +0000

Wow everyone, it is Thanksgiving Day! I’m enjoying my extra day off, and I am planning to make something fun that’ll probably involve a car trip and seeing something new in Benton I haven’t seen yet.
You write something new at Thanksgiving?

By: Red Spot on Jupiter

Red Spot on Jupiter — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 00:48:29 +0000

I don’t know why the whackness cracker is hating on me. I’ve worked out with a lot of people. I go to a very popular gym that offers a fantastic and dynamic exercise regimen at a very affordable price. Also it is in a good part of town with plenty of well lit parking an a staff that motivates the members with just the right amount of praise and encouragement. When I started going to the gym I was a 90 pound weakling that got sand kicked in my face every time I went to the beach. Now I am 300 pounds of pure muscle love.

So take it from me Whackster . . . get out of the basement, leave the cape at home, meet me at the gym and I’ll show you how to become totally cool just like me!

By: Whacker Cracker

Whacker Cracker — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 03:31:27 +0000

If you work out with one more . . .

By: Red Spot on Jupiter

Red Spot on Jupiter — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 12:39:31 +0000

I used to work out with President Skroob. He owes me 40 cents.

By: Android Lloyd Webber

Android Lloyd Webber — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 02:26:15 +0000

That’s funny . . . they don’t look Druish to me.

By: Bill O Is My Homeboy

Bill O Is My Homeboy — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 01:20:06 +0000

I heard about these pirates on the O’Reilly factor the other day. He had one of their lawyers on. He totally yelled at him and scared the doody out his booty. That’s what happens when you bloviate. Mess with the bull and you get the horns. Know what I mean! Peace out!