Archive For September 2009
White House: Economy is Racist
September 21, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (3)
Is institutional racism working to the detriment of the Obama administration? It’s a question that has been bubbling just beneath the surface of polite political discourse for months now. It […]
McCain, Romney, Huckabee Join Forces; Start a Band
September 20, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (4)
Muscle Shoals, Alabama- The Vitamin Press has just learned that three former presidential hopefuls – John “Sinister” McCain, Mittens “Mad Cow” Romney and Mike Huckabee – have placed their former […]
Somali Pirates Speak Out against “Fake Holiday”
September 19, 2009 by Walt Jameson, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (6)
Somali pirates don't share the same style as the ones in Disney films. Experts on Somali pirates agree that Somali pirates are quite different from pirates "of old." Somali pirates […]
Rezko Realty
September 16, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Political Commentary, Comments (3)
Experts Decry the Lack of “Profesional Protesters” at Town Hall Meetings
September 14, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (6)
United States of America- All across the nation yesterday, town hall meetings were bombarded with protesters wishing to express their displeasure with the president’s agenda for health care reform, as […]
Administration Targets Americans Most Likely To Believe in the Dietary Benefit of Eating Their Own Boogers
September 8, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (4)
Washington- At an early morning presser today Secretary of Education Archie Bunker Duncan announced a bold new initiative designed to “engage this nation’s youth in a call to service […]
Bruce Wayne Pushes Antitrust Case against Disney, Marvel
September 5, 2009 by Kip Hooker and Walt Jameson, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (4)
Walt Disney during his last trip to Gotham City Gotham City- Billionaire Bruce Wayne, heir to the Wayne family fortune and Wayne Enterprises, has decried the purchase of Marvel Comics’ […]