Authorities Question Suspect Involved in Planting Signs

Orlando Calrissian, Florida- Local authorities have a subject in custody whom they believe, once properly motivated, will admit to spreading posters of President Obama around the city. These posters, making the President up to look like the joker character from the 1966 Adam West film Robinson Crusoe on Mars, have been appearing all over the city for the last week at various locations including town halls and rubber nipple factory stores. While motivations for the crime are only being speculated at it is believed that the suspect may be part of a larger more serious conspiracy to do something or maybe just think about doing something.

Partial City Planner George Lincoln Rockwell reaffirmed the municipality’s commitment to spare no expense, or civil liberty, when it came to hunting down the perpetrators of this insidious plot and/or prank.

At a separate interview city police Inspector Joseph Faraday also spoke of his commitment to see justice served. “You know its a real crime to live in a day and age when a guy cant take his family out shopping for rubber nipples without having to come across something as grotesque and disturbing as these signs. I tell ya, it just ain’t decent. And decent ain’t something I’m gonna be neither when I get my hands on the necks of these weisenkrautheimers who think they got the right to disagree with and ridicule the president of the United States of America. No sireee bob is your uncle . . . They ain’t gonna like it at all when I take ‘em down to a little spot at the station I like to call the Faraday cage.”. When asked to elaborate on the nature of The Faraday Cage the detective declined to further specify.

So as not to disappoint Inspector Faraday, or his efforts to bring these jokers to justice, City Officials are trying to determine what crimes can be attributed to these mischief makers once they have been caught. For more on this subject we spoke with city attorney Hamilton Berger “Well that sure is a problem. We don’t really know what they’ve done that is illegal, but we sure are trying to find something to pin on them. My secretary was looking through some of the old law books and came up with some interesting stuff. I’m pretty sure and fair confident that we might be able to put them away for a while on a charge of fishing while in their pajamas, or taking a camel into a movie theater after having eaten garlic on a Sunday, or bribing a country fair judge with a penguin on a unicycle. You know, something pretty substantial with a good chance of sticking.”