O’Reilly Minion Ambushes Amanda Terkel; Terkel Grateful for Male Attention

California- The Vitamin Press has just learned that a little known blogger for Think Pogrom was recently attacked by dastardly Bill O’Reilly henchman, and aspiring baloonatic, Brian Austin Green. The ambush occurred in broad daylight and was undertaken while the blogger, Amanda Terkel, walked back to her Toyota Prius from an event protesting the egregious practice of strip mining nickel from the ground for use in the batteries that power significant portions of a  hybrid vehicles synergy system.

Green, who was disguised as a giant angry crab native to many of the bathrooms in California, leaped out at Terkel from behind a bush and demanded to know why she had used one of her articles to label Bill O’Reilly a misogynist.  Terkel reaffirmed her positon that it was sexist for Mr. O’Reilly to claim that Merril Stuebing would have made a better starship commander than Captain Christopher Pike and that Diet Dr. Pepper tasted more like regular Dr. Pepper . When Terkel refused to  further respond to Green’s angry line of questioning, or his signature interpretive dance karate moves, he glued a slice of bologna to her car and lit it on fire. It was pandemonium as Green smoked a cigarette while Terkel tried to put out the fire with a container of tofu ice cream and demanded that Wal-Mart be forcibly unionized so that the profits from union dues could be used to educate Americans as to the importance of the single payer health care system and saving the sperm wales but not vice versa. Back at the studio O’Reilly called for a boycott of Pepsi Cola and challenged Keith Olberman to a thumb wrestling competition whilst opining that he was Spartacus.

Note- The Vitamin Press interviewed Bill O’Reilly in reference to this story, unfortunately we could not publish the contents of that interview as his ego exceeded our bandwidth.