Archive For July 2009

Breaking News: Michael Jackson Dead

July 5, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)

Breaking News:  Michael Jackson is dead.  Reports of Jackson’s death began swarming the internets twelve days ago, but now the Vitamin Press can officially report that some of these rumors […]

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Juneau What is up with Palin?

by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)

Wasilla- From the south lawn of the sprawling Captain Malcolm Reynolds center in bustling downtown Wasilla Alaska came unexpected words from Sarah Palin.  Palin broke the news that she would not […]

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Newton Drops Apple, Apple Drops iPhone

July 4, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (1)

Silent Cone Valley- Apple unveiled its newest iPhone today.  Pretty much the exact same thing as the old iPhone with a slightly better browser, camera and now with video capture […]

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Mr. Coppola Regrets

July 3, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (1)

HOLLYWOOD- Legendary film producer and director Francis Ferdinand Ford Coppola recently stunned the movie industry and the larger world at large with the claim that he should never have made the […]

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California to Save State by Issuing IOU’s

July 1, 2009 by Walt Jameson, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (2)

SACRAMENTO CALIFORNIA- The state of California may soon begin issuing IOU’s to its creditors. Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has pushed lawmakers to close the state’s budget deficit, to eliminate the lack […]

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How Bernie Madoff with Billions

by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)

NEW YORK- The mood in the courtroom was savage.  A throng of the the curious and more intimately involved massed and then swelled forward.  All to be the first to […]

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When Bush Comes to Shove

by Oliver Smith Parker, Section: Short Fiction, Comments (0)

The Honorable Chief To Be Hailed was a man in some trouble. His court appointments were a failure. His economic policies a fiasco. His socks did not match. This was […]

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