Archive For July 2009
Breaking News: Michael Jackson Dead
July 5, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)
Breaking News: Michael Jackson is dead. Reports of Jackson’s death began swarming the internets twelve days ago, but now the Vitamin Press can officially report that some of these rumors […]
Juneau What is up with Palin?
by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)
Wasilla- From the south lawn of the sprawling Captain Malcolm Reynolds center in bustling downtown Wasilla Alaska came unexpected words from Sarah Palin. Palin broke the news that she would not […]
Newton Drops Apple, Apple Drops iPhone
July 4, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (1)
Silent Cone Valley- Apple unveiled its newest iPhone today. Pretty much the exact same thing as the old iPhone with a slightly better browser, camera and now with video capture […]
Mr. Coppola Regrets
July 3, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (1)
HOLLYWOOD- Legendary film producer and director Francis Ferdinand Ford Coppola recently stunned the movie industry and the larger world at large with the claim that he should never have made the […]
California to Save State by Issuing IOU’s
July 1, 2009 by Walt Jameson, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (2)
SACRAMENTO CALIFORNIA- The state of California may soon begin issuing IOU’s to its creditors. Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has pushed lawmakers to close the state’s budget deficit, to eliminate the lack […]
How Bernie Madoff with Billions
by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)
NEW YORK- The mood in the courtroom was savage. A throng of the the curious and more intimately involved massed and then swelled forward. All to be the first to […]
When Bush Comes to Shove
by Oliver Smith Parker, Section: Short Fiction, Comments (0)
The Honorable Chief To Be Hailed was a man in some trouble. His court appointments were a failure. His economic policies a fiasco. His socks did not match. This was […]