Archive For July 2009
Moon
July 20, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Political Commentary, Comments (1)
On the 40th anniversary of the first manned moon landing I have to wonder if we will extend as much zeal to our celebrations on December 14, 2012. I […]
Don’t Sty For Me Argentina
July 19, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (1)
Argentina- Government officials in Argentina are bracing for the worst after the pig flu has been discovered in one of their major cities. Clinical tests of samples have confirmed what […]
President Pursues Endless War in Iraq and Afghanistan To Lend Relevance To [Unidentified Family Member's] Political Statement
July 16, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Political Commentary, Comments (2)
Teaching a civics lesson to your children can be a harried experience, especially if you’re the President of the United States. The world has moved beyond the tedious, and, […]
Thought for Today
by Kip Hooker, Section: Political Commentary, Comments (0)
Over the centuries, the ownership of one man’s labor by another has come to be known as slavery. This institution is not changed remarkably when that one master becomes many. […]
Government Balances Needs of Economy Against Realities of Global Warming
July 13, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)
Washington- With news that the state of the economy is far more dire than the administration could have known, President Obama is urging congress to consider a second recovery […]
Al Gore Calls for Total War on Global Warming
by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)
Topeka- From his bedroom at Fred Phelp’s palatial estate in Topeka Kansas former vice president Al Gore informed the friends of his facebook account that Global Warming was no less […]
Experts Warn Jackson Death Could Have Negative Impact
July 11, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)
Los Angeles- Experts are warning that the death of Michael Jackson could have a negative impact on his presidential aspirations. Other experts believe that the first group of experts are completely […]
Obama Apologizes To Russia For Cold War
July 10, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (0)
Moscow- President Obama took the opportunity of his summit in Moscow with Rusting Federation President Dmitry Anatolyevich Medvedev to “apologize to President Putin and the people of the Soviet Union for America […]
Greenday/21st Century Breakdown
by Kip Hooker, Section: Album Reviews, Comments (2)
With their 8th studio album Greedday has gone off and proved something that really didn’t need any proving at all . . . aging punk rockers shouldn’t cash in on […]