July 28, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (1)
Entire Town In Poland Disappears, Revlon Representatives Held For Questioning
Poland- The Vitamin Press has learned that all of the citizens of the small Polish town of San Polackistanisisco have disappeared. Authorities in the region are at a loss to explain the event and have declined any further comment or speculation. Despite the lack of an official explanation for this mystery, several theories have evolved. These theories range from a belief that everybody just forgot where they lived, to one laying blame for the tragedy on a local Revlon Factory that had just moved into the area.
Sage Pinebrush of Greensleeves International is familiar with this situation and is reminded of one eerily similar from Poland’s not so distant past. ”Revlon had just moved a factory into these people’s town, too. For a while everything was going well. The people were making more money than they were used to, and Revlon was paying less than they would have, had they been operating in America. Then one day, as is usual with corporate ogres such as this, one of the safety inspectors fell asleep at the switch, and a giant vat of industrial strength nail polish remover spilled out onto the factory floor; and I think we all know what happens when Poles come into contact with polish remover. It was horrible . . . simply horrible.”
Whacker Cracker
August 4, 2009 @ 8:32 pm
Those polish people you are speaking of are living in my house there were only 5 of them.
“Whacker Cracker”