BHO: Role Model for All Fathers

Not all that recently, renowned Senator -and famed BFF of John Sinister McCain- Lindsay Graham remarked that Obama is the alpha role model, and that all us fathers should aspire to be like him.  I didn’t catch the rest of the Graham ‘s statement as I was very shortly afterwards actively engaged in avoiding being the cause of a road accident.  It doesn’t matter though . . . I’ve compiled a top five list of things you need to do to be as good a father as Borack Obama.  It is as follows:

1.  Take the mother of your children on a three million dollar date at the tax payers expense.

2.  Make sure your children don’t have to associate with plebeian ick at their schools by opposing vouchers.

3.  Doom your children’s friends to a life of bone-crushing debt and exacting servitude to the state by stealing one trillion dollars from them to fund an assortment of vote-buying schemes.

4. Make it up to your children’s friends by getting them into their inheritance sooner than they otherwise would have by ramming through a fascist health care system that will decrease the average American’s life expectancy.

5.  Diminish any guilt they may feel over number four by increasing and implementing new death and inheritance taxes.