What Would Chuck Norris Do

As goes the 2nd Amendment, so goes the Constitution.

PS- I originally had this kick ass picture here.  Chuck Norris was standing in front of an American flag and he was wearing this denim cut-off shirt unbuttoned all the way down to the last button.  And he had these two uzi’s in his hands and those guns looked so minuscule and puny compared to the ones bursting out of his denim cut off shirt that was unbuttoned all the way down to the last button and his beard was this impregnable fortress of solitude and awesome.  Also he had this look on his face that sent the ‘eye of the tiger’ running and hiding under its bed -a look I like to call the ‘Eye of the Norris’.  And you just knew that moments after the photo was taken he was out there again freeing POW’s and rescuing hostages from planes and not taking no crap from nobody.  And taking on hurricanes by round house kicking in the direction opposite their angular momentum thereby negating their existence.  And when I added this picture onto this article and saluted it a single tear escaped from my eye and in the distance I heard the cry of an eagle as it soared overhead and I had never been prouder in my life.  But then Walt Jameson called me up.  Apparently we didn’t own the copyright to the picture and so we couldn’t post it .  So now you don’t get to look at the picture.  Sorry.  

PPS- If you want to see the picture just google ‘Chuck Norris Looking Awesome in Denim Cut Off Shirt With Two Uzi’s and An American Flag Behind Him as If He Were Standing As A Guardian Over Us All And An Eagle Cries, Yeah!!!”