Paris is Preggers!

Hollywood- The Vitamin Press has learned that famous celebutant and part time human being, Paris Hilton, is pregnant with a child. Hilton, who portrayed Rudy Huxtable for eight seasons on the Cosby Show and starred in last years mega-hit I Know what You Did with the Pool Boy Last Summer, made the announcement between shooting commercials for Ortho Tri Cyclen -a product for which she is a spokesmodel.

Hilton had little time to expound upon the matter before having to return to her shoot.  Sources close to the celebrity, and speaking on her behalf, were able to confide to our reporters that Paris is very very excited, probably ready to be a mother, and reasonably sure that the child is hers.