July 22, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (5)
Sunset for Twilight Star
Hollywood- Shock rang through Hollywood today as teenage heart-throb and star of the Twilight series of movies, Evan Dando, was fired while filming scenes for the upcoming sequel Dusk of the Dead. Details of the event are scant at this point, but the Vitamin Press can confirm that Dando was dismissed by producers after they discovered pictures of the sullen star engaged in, what they considered to be, an “indecent and obscene act completely in opposition to the theme, morals, and values of the movies” they are making.
Producers refused to speak any further to the Vitamin Press on the matter, but we have it on good authority that during an accidental moment of unguarded candor, the star was caught smiling.
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July 24, 2009 @ 7:50 pm
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Sarah Lee
July 26, 2009 @ 7:33 pm
So who are they gonna get to replace this Dando guy?