July 19, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (1)
Don’t Sty For Me Argentina
Argentina- Government officials in Argentina are bracing for the worst after the pig flu has been discovered in one of their major cities. Clinical tests of samples have confirmed what many have feared for days now, the swine flu is real and they are in the midst of what could quickly become a serious disaster.
Health officials are scrambling to prepare the general population for the effects of this impending threat. Just as important to them is identifying the point of origin for the disease in their country. Discovering the so called “patient zero” is a daunting task but in this case investigators have been handed an unusual but very welcome gift. As it happens swine flu can be transmitted regularly by contact with pigs, and as it also happens disgraced Governor Mark Sanford has recently spent a lot of time in the country.
Sarah Lee
July 26, 2009 @ 6:49 pm
I can’t believe this! That guy sure has some nerve. First he cheats on his wife and then he introduces swine flu to argenteenyans. This guy is a creep. How come nobody else is reporting this! You guys are just like Woodwad and Burnside.