Al Gore Calls for Total War on Global Warming

Topeka- From his bedroom at Fred Phelp’s palatial estate in Topeka Kansas former vice president Al Gore informed the friends of his facebook account that Global Warming was no less a threat to humanity than then Nazi’s were.   He further blogged that as such the same steps taken by this country to topple that regime must be applied to ending the “indellible march of the lockbox stepping, human ending, scourge that promises to wipe out every living man, woman and child on this planet by 1997 if we don’t do something right now.”  To that end Gore demanded that the government reinstate the draft, conscript every American industry, ration all essential staples, put Americans into internment camps, censor the media, drop bombs on somebody and demand that Clark Gable and George Raft start making movies again.