Obama Apologizes To Russia For Cold War

Moscow- President Obama took the opportunity of his summit in Moscow with Rusting Federation President Dmitry Anatolyevich Medvedev to “apologize to President Putin and the people of the Soviet Union for America having defeated them in the cold war”.  Obama then informed the dozens in attendance that he was doing everything he could to let them and the world know just how bad he felt about it and also that he would be lighting a candle for them all very soon.  Vladimir Putin, who was also in attendance,  took the same opportunity to remind Obama that he -Putin- was not the president, there was no longer any Soviet Union and that after the first six months of the Obama Administration he wasn’t so sure that Communism wouldn’t be the ideology to emerge triumphant.