VP Biden: We Misunderestimated the Economy

SECRET UNKNOWN LOCATION-  Speaking on what he called the “condition of an anemone,” Vice President of the United States Josef Biden confided to a number girl scouts, who were selling cookies in his neighborhood, that the administration had “misread” the economy.   He further confided that despite the bold action of rewriting the definitions of a recession, so as to properly reflect just how bad things were, the state of the economy was even worse than they had imagined.  This is a particularly startling and troubling revelation because during the campaign the Obama-Biden team dutifully informed the country that it was experiencing the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression.  Given what we now know, it can only be concluded that the economy is, in fact, just as bad or even worse than it was during that harrowing time in American history.  And it is our professional journalistic opinion that now might be a good time to start making runs on the banks, standing in soup lines, and moving to hobo jungles.